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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Duck Variations, 10th - 14th Variations.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Where did Bernie and the girl meet?
(a) At Yak-Zies.
(b) At Daly's.
(c) At Commonwealth.
(d) At Grunts.

2. What trick does Bernie think the pornographic movie is using to prolong the action?
(a) He thinks they study karma sutra.
(b) He thinks they change the camera angles.
(c) He thinks they change actors.
(d) He thinks it is a computer generated image.

3. What does Deborah order to drink at the bar?
(a) A Perrier with lime.
(b) Jack Daniels on the rocks.
(c) A beer.
(d) A vodka soda.

4. What upsets Emil about Duck Season?
(a) It is disgraceful to kill a duck with a gun.
(b) It is only illegal to kill a duck when they have migrated away.
(c) He thinks it should last all year.
(d) He does not think ducks should be shot in the spring.

5. What area does Emil describe in poetic detail to George?
(a) The suburbs.
(b) The coastline.
(c) The city.
(d) The country.

Short Answer Questions

1. Why does Bernie disagree with Danny about the woman's identity?

2. To what bodily function do the two compare the mystery of the ducks' purpose?

3. Why couldn't the zoo keep the Giant Panda?

4. What place does Danny want Deborah to ask Bernie about?

5. How long does Joan think it will take for Deborah's and Danny's relationship to end?

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