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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Duck Variations, 10th - 14th Variations.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. When the woman ignores Bernie and Danny after they say hello, what do they think is wrong with her?
(a) They think she is a blind woman.
(b) They think she is insane.
(c) They think she is a lesbian.
(d) They think she is a deaf woman.

2. What has George read is wrong with the atmosphere?
(a) It is escaping into space.
(b) It is becoming polluted with dirt.
(c) It is too crowded with planes.
(d) It is too crowded with ducks.

3. According to George and Emil, what has a purpose?
(a) Nothing.
(b) Everything.
(c) Only certain things at specific times.
(d) Only certain things.

4. What does Emil think about George's musings on the deaths of ducks?
(a) Emil thinks George is bizarre.
(b) Emil thinks George is brilliant and should write a book.
(c) Emil does not want to be friends with George anymore.
(d) Emil thinks George is being morbid and too perceptive.

5. How does George describe ducks' migration?
(a) Ducks are extremely psychologically deep and complicated.
(b) Ducks like to land in his backyard.
(c) Ducks like to go where it's nice at that time.
(d) Ducks have an internal GPS system.

Short Answer Questions

1. What animal used to be at the other zoo, but died?

2. How does Bernie think he can attract women?

3. What is one of the important things needed to hunt a duck?

4. While debating the importance of a zoo, George asks whether children should stay home and only know what about animals?

5. While trying to think of a specific type of duck at the zoo, what word does Emil mistakenly use?

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