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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Duck Variations, 10th - 14th Variations.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. In the North Country, what might the ducks see here and there?
(a) A Mountie.
(b) A Frenchman.
(c) A Polar Bear.
(d) A Panda Bear.

2. George takes no issue with people spending money on what?
(a) Cancer research.
(b) Wildlife.
(c) Baseball.
(d) Cigarettes.

3. What does George claim is the duck and heron's natural relationship?
(a) They have never, nor will ever cross paths.
(b) They stay as close together as possible.
(c) They stay as far away from one another as possible.
(d) They keep each other in check.

4. What can ducks do at birth that humans cannot?
(a) Breathe.
(b) Cry.
(c) Move.
(d) Swim.

5. What does Joan say that upsets Bernie?
(a) She does not find him sexually attractive.
(b) She is a serial killer.
(c) She has a husband and baby at home.
(d) She does not like dogs.

Short Answer Questions

1. What king would reroute locomotives through his women's bedrooms?

2. Who does the girl phone while having sex with Bernie?

3. What area does Emil describe in poetic detail to George?

4. What do the rich, sleek birds of prey and fat old men have in common?

5. What place does Emil think may be more trouble than it is worth?

(see the answer key)

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