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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Duck Variations, 1st - 9th Variations.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. To what bodily function do the two compare the mystery of the ducks' purpose?
(a) Illness.
(b) Eating.
(c) Urinating.
(d) Sweating.

2. When planes come down from the sky, what condition are they in?
(a) The planes are dirty.
(b) The planes are wet.
(c) The planes are broken.
(d) The planes are sparkling clean.

3. What animal used to be at the other zoo, but died?
(a) A rhinoceros.
(b) A dodo.
(c) A Giant Panda.
(d) An elephant.

4. Who does the girl phone while having sex with Bernie?
(a) The police.
(b) Patrice, her friend.
(c) Her mother.
(d) Danny, Bernie's friend.

5. What word does Deborah's mother confuse for "cookie" in Deborah's childhood?
(a) Hug.
(b) Candy.
(c) Blanket.
(d) Bookie.

Short Answer Questions

1. Emil claims there is enough food to "gorge the countless _____ of South America."

2. While moving out, what needs to be separated between Joan and Deborah?

3. What does Bernie throw at the girl after hitting her with the towel?

4. What place does Danny want Deborah to ask Bernie about?

5. George and Emil disagree that ducks can do what at birth?

(see the answer key)

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