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This test consists of 5 short answer questions, 10 short essay questions, and 1 (of 3) essay topics.

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Ellen say is the main difference between being a celebrity and being celibate?

2. What does Ellen not want to feel when in a sleeping bag?

3. Why was Ellen surprised by the doctor's compliment at the ER?

4. What did Ellen say was happening if her ears were itching?

5. What does Ellen talk about in Chapter 18?

Short Essay Questions

1. What compliment did the doctor at the ER give Ellen, and why was she surprised by this?

2. What perks does Ellen say celebrities get while playing Scrabble?

3. What does Ellen say about her hospital gown?

4. Why does Ellen say most people don't notice when others are being idiotic?

5. Why is Chapter 14 left blank?

6. How does Ellen think cosmetic companies should test their products?

7. Why did the nurses at the ER laugh at Ellen?

8. Why did Ellen end up in the ER?

9. How did Ellen once try to joke her way out of a ticket, and how did it work out?

10. How does Ellen say she would run the Academy Awards?

Essay Topics

Write an essay for ONE of the following topics:

Essay Topic 1

What kind of charities did Ellen choose to get involved with, and why?

Essay Topic 2

Belonging and security are two themes present in this book. Where do these themes appear, and how was Ellen motivated by them?

Essay Topic 3

In this book, Ellen presents an interesting and unique philosophy on life. What is this philosophy, and how does this different idealism affect the people around her?

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