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This test consists of 5 short answer questions, 10 short essay questions, and 1 (of 3) essay topics.

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Ellen say is the main difference between being a celebrity and being celibate?

2. Why did Ellen end up in the ER?

3. What does Ellen imagine might happen when she washes out a wound?

4. Why does Ellen say nobody ever sees us look like an idiot?

5. How did Ellen think she sounded when she sung in her head?

Short Essay Questions

1. What is Ellen most grateful for in her life?

2. Why did Ellen end up in the ER?

3. What does Ellen do with stray animals?

4. What does Ellen say celebrities get when they receive collagen treatments?

5. Why did the nurses at the ER laugh at Ellen?

6. How does Ellen think cosmetic companies should test their products?

7. How did Ellen once try to joke her way out of a ticket, and how did it work out?

8. How does Ellen define a celebrity?

9. What compliment did the doctor at the ER give Ellen, and why was she surprised by this?

10. How is the conversation form set up by Ellen?

Essay Topics

Write an essay for ONE of the following topics:

Essay Topic 1

What are some of the superstitions discussed in this book, and how are they presented? What significance does these have on the tone of the book?

Essay Topic 2

What are Ellen's memories of her childhood, and what does this reveal about her personality?

Essay Topic 3

What is Ellen's biggest fear, and how does she respond to it?

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