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This test consists of 5 short answer questions, 10 short essay questions, and 1 (of 3) essay topics.

Short Answer Questions

1. Why does Ellen say it is silly to make up scary scenarios?

2. What kind of testing is Ellen uncomfortable with?

3. What activity does Ellen not understand?

4. What does Ellen's entourage have to do?

5. How does Ellen say one should look when removing chewing gum from their mouth?

Short Essay Questions

1. Why did Ellen end up in the ER?

2. What show did some of Ellen's friends think she could be on with her talent?

3. What does Ellen do with stray animals?

4. What did Ellen say led to talking to one's self?

5. What did Ellen think when she saw a woman praying for two hours straight?

6. How does Ellen say the elevator made people idiots?

7. How did Ellen once try to joke her way out of a ticket, and how did it work out?

8. Why is Chapter 13 left blank?

9. How does Ellen think cosmetic companies should test their products?

10. Why does Ellen say most people don't notice when others are being idiotic?

Essay Topics

Write an essay for ONE of the following topics:

Essay Topic 1

How does Ellen end this book, and why?

Essay Topic 2

What are Ellen's ideas about fame, and why does she feel this way?

Essay Topic 3

What is the overall message of this book, and why do you think Ellen chose this format to present this message to her fans.

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