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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Why does Ellen say it is silly to make up scary scenarios?
(a) Most things never come true.
(b) It makes her worry incessantly.
(c) Scary things happen in reality.
(d) It is easier said than done.

2. What does Ellen say the last option was to do when stuck on an elevator?
(a) Faint.
(b) Scream.
(c) Sing.
(d) Sleep.

3. What compliment did the doctor give Ellen at the ER?
(a) Her urine looked good.
(b) Her blood was nice.
(c) She was very well hydrated.
(d) She was really tough.

4. What does Ellen say brings out the idiot in people?
(a) The elevator.
(b) Airplanes.
(c) The stair well.
(d) The car.

5. What activity does Ellen not understand?
(a) Pole vaulting.
(b) Skeet shooting.
(c) Archery.
(d) Hunting.

6. When is Ellen most afraid?
(a) Late afternoon.
(b) Late at night.
(c) Evening time.
(d) Early morning.

7. What is Ellen most grateful for in her life?
(a) Her friends.
(b) Her success.
(c) The small things.
(d) The family she had.

8. What does Ellen say she always does just after tripping?
(a) Laugh.
(b) Lay there.
(c) Check for broken bones.
(d) Look around to see who saw.

9. What habit does Ellen call idiotic?
(a) Talking to herself.
(b) Picking at scabs.
(c) Leaving lights on.
(d) Overindulging pets.

10. How many points does a celebrity get for Z in scrabble?
(a) 40.
(b) 10.
(c) 20.
(d) 30.

11. What did Ellen say would make all people hop around and scream?
(a) Sitting on a tack.
(b) Having a spider in their pants.
(c) Hearing bad news.
(d) Explaining how to dance.

12. What is one of Ellen's famous routines about religion?
(a) Child-Like Questions.
(b) Bible Stories Re-Told.
(c) Daily Prayers.
(d) Phone Call to God.

13. What would Ellen answer to her more unique questions on her advice column?
(a) That's an anomaly.
(b) How should I know, Dummy?
(c) Look it up.
(d) This is an answer you already know.

14. What does Ellen say would have made her rich in Chapter 25?
(a) Following her mother's advice.
(b) Getting a nickel every time she was an idiot.
(c) Selling her book.
(d) Investing smartly.

15. What does Ellen say we should not say when walked in on in the bathroom?
(a) What are you doing?
(b) That's OK.
(c) Sorry about that.
(d) Can I help you?

Short Answer Questions

1. How was Ellen raised in regard to religion?

2. What does Ellen think was in her house when she wrote this book?

3. What did Ellen create for people to talk to her?

4. What was Ellen asked to explain to an alien on her advice column?

5. Why does Ellen not write in detail about the Ellie Gellie?

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