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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Ellen think was in her house when she wrote this book?
(a) Old messages.
(b) A ghost.
(c) Strange spirits.
(d) Dust.

2. What does Ellen say we should not say when walked in on in the bathroom?
(a) Sorry about that.
(b) Can I help you?
(c) What are you doing?
(d) That's OK.

3. Why does Ellen say it is silly to make up scary scenarios?
(a) Scary things happen in reality.
(b) It makes her worry incessantly.
(c) It is easier said than done.
(d) Most things never come true.

4. How does Ellen say celebrities are spotted?
(a) The helicopters give them away.
(b) They twinkle.
(c) They put off a scent.
(d) Their entourage gets attention.

5. Why does Ellen not write in detail about the Ellie Gellie?
(a) She doesn't think the readers will understand.
(b) It is better in person.
(c) It is a little bit dangerous for beginners.
(d) She hasn't trademarked it yet.

6. What does Ellen abhor more than anything else?
(a) Killing animals.
(b) Educated fools.
(c) Discrimination.
(d) Feminists.

7. Why did Ellen tell everyone she ended up in the ER?
(a) She got injured doing feats of strength.
(b) She was attacked.
(c) She had gall stones.
(d) She had a cyst.

8. What does Ellen talk about in Chapter 18?
(a) Singing.
(b) Dancing.
(c) Laughing.
(d) Acting.

9. When is Ellen most afraid?
(a) Evening time.
(b) Late afternoon.
(c) Late at night.
(d) Early morning.

10. What kind of tuna does Ellen eat?
(a) Dolphin friendly tuna.
(b) North Atlantic tuna.
(c) Low sodium tuna.
(d) Low fat tuna.

11. What feat of strength did Ellen joke about doing?
(a) Lifting a bull dog over her head.
(b) Holding a baby for 4 hours straight.
(c) Pulling a jeep with her teeth.
(d) Punching a hole in a wall.

12. What is one of Ellen's famous routines about religion?
(a) Bible Stories Re-Told.
(b) Child-Like Questions.
(c) Daily Prayers.
(d) Phone Call to God.

13. What does Ellen do for stray dogs?
(a) Sell them.
(b) Take them to shelters.
(c) Take them to the vet.
(d) Adopt them.

14. How many points does Q get in Scrabble?
(a) 5.
(b) 10.
(c) 8.
(d) 4.

15. Where was Ellen's hospital?
(a) Fresno.
(b) Los Angeles.
(c) Laurel Canyon.
(d) Beverly Hills.

Short Answer Questions

1. What is the Ellie Gellie?

2. What habit does Ellen call idiotic?

3. What happened when Ellen was trying to get help at the hospital?

4. What sign does Ellen say is not applicable to celebrities?

5. Why was Ellen surprised by the doctor's compliment at the ER?

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