2. What group does Ellen say should always be rescued first off a sinking boat?
(a) Elderly.
(b) Children.
(c) Celebrities.
(d) Women.

3. Why does Ellen not write in detail about the Ellie Gellie?
(a) It is a little bit dangerous for beginners.
(b) She hasn't trademarked it yet.
(c) She doesn't think the readers will understand.
(d) It is better in person.

4. What happened when Ellen was trying to get help at the hospital?
(a) She was laughed at.
(b) She was not believed.
(c) She was asked to perform.
(d) She was ignored.

5. What did Ellen give thanks for in her daily prayers?
(a) Living her dream.
(b) Having her dogs.
(c) Finding a parking spot.
(d) All of these.

6. How many points does a celebrity get for Z in scrabble?
(a) 10.
(b) 30.
(c) 20.
(d) 40.

7. What compliment did the doctor give Ellen at the ER?
(a) Her urine looked good.
(b) Her blood was nice.
(c) She was very well hydrated.
(d) She was really tough.

8. Why does Ellen say it is silly to make up scary scenarios?
(a) Scary things happen in reality.
(b) Most things never come true.
(c) It makes her worry incessantly.
(d) It is easier said than done.

9. Why did Ellen end up in the ER?
(a) She had a cyst.
(b) She had gall stones.
(c) She was punched.
(d) She fainted.

10. How does Ellen say one should look when removing chewing gum from their mouth?
(a) Sloppy.
(b) Subtle.
(c) Happy.
(d) Demure.

11. What does Ellen talk about in Chapter 18?
(a) Laughing.
(b) Singing.
(c) Acting.
(d) Dancing.

12. What kind of pets other than dogs did Ellen have when she wrote this book?
(a) Cats.
(b) Hedgehogs.
(c) Ferrets.
(d) Fish.

13. How does Ellen say never to get out of a ticket?
(a) Joking.
(b) Kissing.
(c) Bribing.
(d) Pleading.

14. How does Ellen describe some of the more unique questions her advice column got?
(a) Silly.
(b) Idiotic.
(c) Necessary.
(d) Strange.

15. What did Ellen not like about her hospital gown?
(a) It had bloood stains.
(b) It opened in the back.
(c) It was pink.
(d) It made her look fat.