2. What compliment did the doctor give Ellen at the ER?
(a) Her blood was nice.
(b) She was really tough.
(c) She was very well hydrated.
(d) Her urine looked good.

3. How does Ellen say never to get out of a ticket?
(a) Bribing.
(b) Joking.
(c) Pleading.
(d) Kissing.

4. What was Ellen asked to explain to an alien on her advice column?
(a) Chewing gum.
(b) Baby diapers.
(c) Swimming pools.
(d) Sushi.

5. What does Ellen say should never be put on dolphins?
(a) Hats.
(b) Tutus.
(c) Paint.
(d) Glitter.

6. Who recognized Ellen at the ER?
(a) The orderly.
(b) The doctor.
(c) The nurses.
(d) The administrator.

7. How does Ellen suggest one avoid having friends gossip?
(a) Never do anything gossip worthy.
(b) Spread new rumors.
(c) Dump the friends.
(d) Stay in the room with friends at all times.

8. What does Ellen talk about in Chapter 18?
(a) Dancing.
(b) Acting.
(c) Laughing.
(d) Singing.

9. What did Ellen have to describe at the hospital?
(a) Her insurance.
(b) Her experience.
(c) Her symptoms.
(d) Her mother.

10. What did Ellen say would make all people hop around and scream?
(a) Having a spider in their pants.
(b) Hearing bad news.
(c) Sitting on a tack.
(d) Explaining how to dance.

11. What is the name of Chapter 20?
(a) The Wild Kingdom of Ellen.
(b) My Wild Time.
(c) Ellen's Wild Kingdom.
(d) The Wild Days.

12. What did Ellen say was happening if her ears were burning?
(a) Someone was thinking about her.
(b) Her ears were dirty.
(c) She needed a new prescription.
(d) Someone was talking about her.

13. What does Ellen imagine picking up instead of a frisbee?
(a) A cat.
(b) A rat.
(c) A bat.
(d) A hat.

14. How many points does a celebrity get for Z in scrabble?
(a) 40.
(b) 10.
(c) 20.
(d) 30.

15. What does Ellen think was in her house when she wrote this book?
(a) Strange spirits.
(b) Dust.
(c) Old messages.
(d) A ghost.