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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What is Ellen most grateful for in her life?
(a) The small things.
(b) Her friends.
(c) The family she had.
(d) Her success.

2. What is the minimum number of Ellen's entourage?
(a) 25.
(b) 15.
(c) 20.
(d) 10.

3. How many points does a celebrity get for Z in scrabble?
(a) 10.
(b) 20.
(c) 40.
(d) 30.

4. Why was Ellen surprised by the doctor's compliment at the ER?
(a) She hadn't given a urine sample.
(b) She was crying.
(c) She had quit water.
(d) She hadn't had blood drawn.

5. What does Ellen say we should not say when walked in on in the bathroom?
(a) Can I help you?
(b) What are you doing?
(c) That's OK.
(d) Sorry about that.

6. What does Ellen say she always does just after tripping?
(a) Laugh.
(b) Check for broken bones.
(c) Look around to see who saw.
(d) Lay there.

7. What feat of strength did Ellen joke about doing?
(a) Lifting a bull dog over her head.
(b) Pulling a jeep with her teeth.
(c) Punching a hole in a wall.
(d) Holding a baby for 4 hours straight.

8. What activity does Ellen not understand?
(a) Hunting.
(b) Pole vaulting.
(c) Archery.
(d) Skeet shooting.

9. What does Ellen suggest whistling when stuck on an elevator?
(a) Movie sound tracks.
(b) Random tunes.
(c) TV theme songs.
(d) Hymns.

10. What kind of testing is Ellen uncomfortable with?
(a) Blood testing.
(b) Animal testing.
(c) Urinalysis.
(d) Drug testing.

11. Where does Ellen imagine playing frisbee?
(a) A field.
(b) A park.
(c) The beach.
(d) Her yard.

12. How many times does Ellen say a celebrity vote is counted?
(a) Not at all.
(b) Four times.
(c) Twice.
(d) Three times.

13. What does Ellen say she thinks God might look like?
(a) An animal.
(b) A bear.
(c) A man.
(d) An alien.

14. What did Ellen have to describe at the hospital?
(a) Her mother.
(b) Her insurance.
(c) Her symptoms.
(d) Her experience.

15. Why does Ellen say nobody ever sees us look like an idiot?
(a) They are not as judgmental as we think.
(b) All of these.
(c) We rarely do truly stupid things.
(d) They are too worried about someone noticing their idiotic act.

Short Answer Questions

1. How does Ellen say celebrities are spotted?

2. Which appliance does Ellen suggest talking to?

3. What group does Ellen say should always be rescued first off a sinking boat?

4. How does Ellen feel about zoos?

5. What does Ellen say the last option was to do when stuck on an elevator?

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