3. How does Ellen describe some of the more unique questions her advice column got?
(a) Idiotic.
(b) Strange.
(c) Silly.
(d) Necessary.

4. What is Chapter 13 about?
(a) Acting.
(b) Feminism.
(c) Reading.
(d) Nothing.

5. What does Ellen say the last option was to do when stuck on an elevator?
(a) Sleep.
(b) Faint.
(c) Sing.
(d) Scream.

6. What does Ellen say we should not say when walked in on in the bathroom?
(a) What are you doing?
(b) Can I help you?
(c) Sorry about that.
(d) That's OK.

7. What did Ellen think the compliment from the doctor really was?
(a) A pick up line.
(b) A way to distract her.
(c) A mocking statement.
(d) A lie.

8. Who recognized Ellen at the ER?
(a) The administrator.
(b) The orderly.
(c) The nurses.
(d) The doctor.

9. What activity does Ellen not understand?
(a) Pole vaulting.
(b) Archery.
(c) Skeet shooting.
(d) Hunting.

10. Why does Ellen not write in detail about the Ellie Gellie?
(a) She doesn't think the readers will understand.
(b) It is a little bit dangerous for beginners.
(c) It is better in person.
(d) She hasn't trademarked it yet.

11. What feat of strength did Ellen joke about doing?
(a) Holding a baby for 4 hours straight.
(b) Lifting a bull dog over her head.
(c) Pulling a jeep with her teeth.
(d) Punching a hole in a wall.

12. What does Ellen imagine might happen when she washes out a wound?
(a) She would not notice things behind her.
(b) She would get infected.
(c) Sharks would circle.
(d) She would lose a limb.

13. How many points does Q get in Scrabble?
(a) 4.
(b) 8.
(c) 10.
(d) 5.

14. What did Ellen do before her sitcom started taping?
(a) Rehearse with her cast.
(b) Tell jokes.
(c) Sing songs.
(d) Say prayers.

15. What did Ellen say was happening if her ears were burning?
(a) Her ears were dirty.
(b) Someone was talking about her.
(c) Someone was thinking about her.
(d) She needed a new prescription.