2. Who does Ellen say she blames when tripping on the sidewalk?
(a) Her partner.
(b) The sidewalk.
(c) Herself.
(d) Her entourage.

3. How many times does Ellen say a celebrity vote is counted?
(a) Twice.
(b) Not at all.
(c) Four times.
(d) Three times.

4. What does Ellen say we should not say when walked in on in the bathroom?
(a) That's OK.
(b) What are you doing?
(c) Sorry about that.
(d) Can I help you?

5. What kind of tuna does Ellen eat?
(a) Low sodium tuna.
(b) North Atlantic tuna.
(c) Low fat tuna.
(d) Dolphin friendly tuna.

6. What would Ellen answer to her more unique questions on her advice column?
(a) How should I know, Dummy?
(b) That's an anomaly.
(c) This is an answer you already know.
(d) Look it up.

7. What does Ellen say she always does just after tripping?
(a) Check for broken bones.
(b) Lay there.
(c) Look around to see who saw.
(d) Laugh.

8. What did Ellen used to want to be when she was growing up?
(a) A comedian.
(b) A veterinarian.
(c) A zoologist.
(d) An actress.

9. What does Ellen say the last option was to do when stuck on an elevator?
(a) Scream.
(b) Faint.
(c) Sing.
(d) Sleep.

10. How does Ellen say one should look when removing chewing gum from their mouth?
(a) Sloppy.
(b) Demure.
(c) Subtle.
(d) Happy.

11. What did Ellen create for people to talk to her?
(a) A punch line.
(b) A template.
(c) A contract.
(d) A treatise.

12. What is the name of Chapter 20?
(a) The Wild Kingdom of Ellen.
(b) Ellen's Wild Kingdom.
(c) My Wild Time.
(d) The Wild Days.

13. What is Ellen not convinced about with zoos?
(a) There were natural habitats created.
(b) They spread awareness.
(c) They harmed animals.
(d) They helped animals.

14. What button does Ellen say is too commonly pushed in public?
(a) The lock button on cars.
(b) The up button on elevators.
(c) The panic button on personalities.
(d) The off button on computers.

15. How many points does a celebrity get for Z in scrabble?
(a) 30.
(b) 40.
(c) 20.
(d) 10.