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This test consists of 5 multiple choice questions, 5 short answer questions, and 10 short essay questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Ellen say some young boys would learn from her mistake with a cake?
(a) Who not to hire.
(b) How to help in the kitchen.
(c) How to deal with hangovers.
(d) Where the liquor cabinet is.

2. What ingredient does Ellen make fun of in Chapter 11?
(a) Milk.
(b) Eggs.
(c) Flour.
(d) Bacon.

3. What did Ellen say she chanted when she flew?
(a) Stay in the sky.
(b) This is Hell.
(c) I am going to die.
(d) Please make it stop.

4. What did Ellen say she used to win the race?
(a) A snow-mobile.
(b) A treadmill.
(c) A Winnebago.
(d) A motor car.

5. What amazes Ellen about some people's childhoods?
(a) They were treated poorly.
(b) They forget them.
(c) They can remember them.
(d) They were loved.

Short Answer Questions

1. How did Mr. Lamar describe Ellen as a student?

2. Who did Ellen offend when she thought she heard a crash dive on a plane?

3. How many dogs did Ellen have?

4. Where did Ellen go to High School?

5. What did Ellen's friend's nickname used to be?

Short Essay Questions

1. What did a pet psychic say about Ellen's bird?

2. What happened when Ellen performed in front of some old people?

3. What funny comment does Ellen make about eggs in her cooking chapter?

4. How did Ellen feel when she was told it was safer to fly than to cross the street?

5. What happened when Ellen performed in front of some Marines?

6. What did Ellen have to say about Rita's memories of her?

7. How does Ellen say she makes French toast?

8. How does Ellen feel about the way she looks?

9. What kind of plane was Ellen most afraid of using, and why did she have to use it?

10. How does Ellen think children would best learn about sex?

(see the answer keys)

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