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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 26 and 27.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Ellen say about bathing in Chapter 11?
(a) You should never bathe in another person's house.
(b) You should never use cold water.
(c) You should always use soap.
(d) You should never shower with another person.

2. How does Ellen like to watch the news?
(a) In fast forward.
(b) Muted.
(c) Not at all.
(d) In reverse.

3. What did Ellen once joke about having in her trunk?
(a) Dead bodies.
(b) Immigrants.
(c) Gasoline.
(d) Drugs.

4. What does Ellen say is the most important part of an ensemble?
(a) Accessories.
(b) The collar.
(c) Shoes.
(d) The pants.

5. What does Ellen abhor more than anything else?
(a) Feminists.
(b) Educated fools.
(c) Killing animals.
(d) Discrimination.

Short Answer Questions

1. What awards show did Ellen get asked about her advice column?

2. Where did Ellen get extra dogs for her team?

3. What does Ellen suggest counting when stuck on an elevator?

4. What does Ellen say to feed when sick with a cold?

5. Where did the Iditarod start?

(see the answer key)

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