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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 26 and 27.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What is the title of Chapter 11?
(a) Things That Sound Like a Good Idea at First, But Really Aren't.
(b) Things That Should Never Be Attempted.
(c) Things That I Will Never Again Do as They are Stupid.
(d) Things That Lead to Happiness in Life.

2. What did Ellen give thanks for in her daily prayers?
(a) All of these.
(b) Having her dogs.
(c) Finding a parking spot.
(d) Living her dream.

3. What does Ellen suggest whistling when stuck on an elevator?
(a) Random tunes.
(b) Hymns.
(c) Movie sound tracks.
(d) TV theme songs.

4. What does Ellen say celebrities always win?
(a) Awards.
(b) Trials.
(c) Arguments.
(d) Game shows.

5. What does Ellen abhor more than anything else?
(a) Feminists.
(b) Educated fools.
(c) Discrimination.
(d) Killing animals.

Short Answer Questions

1. What was Ellen asked to explain to an alien on her advice column?

2. Where was Ellen's hospital?

3. Where did the Iditarod end?

4. How does Ellen define a celebrity?

5. What is Ellen not convinced about with zoos?

(see the answer key)

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