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This test consists of 5 multiple choice questions, 5 short answer questions, and 10 short essay questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Why is the 14th chapter left blank?
(a) So there will not be a 13th chapter.
(b) She couldn't remember what she wanted to put there.
(c) She hates the number 14.
(d) She is making her book longer.

2. How does Ellen say celebrities are spotted?
(a) The helicopters give them away.
(b) They put off a scent.
(c) They twinkle.
(d) Their entourage gets attention.

3. Why did Ellen end up in the ER?
(a) She had a cyst.
(b) She had gall stones.
(c) She fainted.
(d) She was punched.

4. How many points does a celebrity get for Z in scrabble?
(a) 30.
(b) 40.
(c) 10.
(d) 20.

5. What compliment did the doctor give Ellen at the ER?
(a) She was very well hydrated.
(b) She was really tough.
(c) Her blood was nice.
(d) Her urine looked good.

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Ellen hate finding in her shoes?

2. What does Ellen say she thinks God might look like?

3. What is one of Ellen's famous routines about religion?

4. What is Chapter 13 about?

5. What does Ellen say the last option was to do when stuck on an elevator?

Short Essay Questions

1. What show did some of Ellen's friends think she could be on with her talent?

2. Why is Chapter 14 left blank?

3. Why does Ellen not like zoos?

4. How does Ellen say the elevator made people idiots?

5. How does Ellen say she would run the Academy Awards?

6. What is Ellen's superstition about her ears?

7. What did Ellen think when she saw a woman praying for two hours straight?

8. How does Ellen say a girl could keep her friends from gossiping about her?

9. How does Ellen define a celebrity?

10. What is Ellen most grateful for in her life?

(see the answer keys)

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