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This test consists of 5 multiple choice questions, 5 short answer questions, and 10 short essay questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Ellen do for stray dogs?
(a) Take them to shelters.
(b) Take them to the vet.
(c) Sell them.
(d) Adopt them.

2. What does Ellen think was in her house when she wrote this book?
(a) A ghost.
(b) Old messages.
(c) Dust.
(d) Strange spirits.

3. Who does Ellen say she blames when tripping on the sidewalk?
(a) Her partner.
(b) Her entourage.
(c) Herself.
(d) The sidewalk.

4. What is Chapter 13 about?
(a) Feminism.
(b) Reading.
(c) Nothing.
(d) Acting.

5. What happened when Ellen was trying to get help at the hospital?
(a) She was laughed at.
(b) She was ignored.
(c) She was asked to perform.
(d) She was not believed.

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Ellen say we should not say when walked in on in the bathroom?

2. What is Ellen not convinced about with zoos?

3. What does Ellen say is the main difference between being a celebrity and being celibate?

4. What does Ellen abhor more than anything else?

5. How does Ellen say never to get out of a ticket?

Short Essay Questions

1. What compliment did the doctor at the ER give Ellen, and why was she surprised by this?

2. What show did some of Ellen's friends think she could be on with her talent?

3. Why does Ellen say most people don't notice when others are being idiotic?

4. What is Ellen's superstition about her ears?

5. What does Ellen say celebrities get when they receive collagen treatments?

6. What are some of the things Ellen says people can do to pass the time on an elevator?

7. What is Ellen's biggest fear?

8. How does Ellen define a celebrity?

9. How does Ellen say a girl could keep her friends from gossiping about her?

10. What perks does Ellen say celebrities get while playing Scrabble?

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