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This test consists of 5 multiple choice questions, 5 short answer questions, and 10 short essay questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What is Chapter 13 about?
(a) Reading.
(b) Nothing.
(c) Acting.
(d) Feminism.

2. What kind of pets other than dogs did Ellen have when she wrote this book?
(a) Cats.
(b) Fish.
(c) Hedgehogs.
(d) Ferrets.

3. What kind of testing is Ellen uncomfortable with?
(a) Drug testing.
(b) Urinalysis.
(c) Blood testing.
(d) Animal testing.

4. What habit does Ellen call idiotic?
(a) Talking to herself.
(b) Overindulging pets.
(c) Picking at scabs.
(d) Leaving lights on.

5. What does Ellen say should never be put on dolphins?
(a) Hats.
(b) Tutus.
(c) Paint.
(d) Glitter.

Short Answer Questions

1. How does Ellen feel about zoos?

2. Which appliance does Ellen suggest talking to?

3. What did Ellen have to describe at the hospital?

4. What does Ellen say she thinks God might look like?

5. What did Ellen create for people to talk to her?

Short Essay Questions

1. What does Ellen say about taxidermy?

2. What perks does Ellen say celebrities get while playing Scrabble?

3. What compliment did the doctor at the ER give Ellen, and why was she surprised by this?

4. How does Ellen think cosmetic companies should test their products?

5. What did Ellen think when she saw a woman praying for two hours straight?

6. Why does Ellen say most people don't notice when others are being idiotic?

7. How does Ellen say the elevator made people idiots?

8. What doss Ellen say about taking gum out of one's mouth?

9. What does Ellen say celebrities get when they receive collagen treatments?

10. What is Ellen's superstition about her ears?

(see the answer keys)

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