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This test consists of 5 multiple choice questions, 5 short answer questions, and 10 short essay questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. How many times does Ellen say a celebrity vote is counted?
(a) Not at all.
(b) Twice.
(c) Three times.
(d) Four times.

2. What does Ellen say would have made her rich in Chapter 25?
(a) Getting a nickel every time she was an idiot.
(b) Following her mother's advice.
(c) Selling her book.
(d) Investing smartly.

3. What did Ellen say was happening if her ears were itching?
(a) Someone was talking about her.
(b) Her ears were dirty.
(c) Someone was thinking about her.
(d) She needed a new prescription.

4. How does Ellen describe some of the more unique questions her advice column got?
(a) Idiotic.
(b) Strange.
(c) Necessary.
(d) Silly.

5. What is the minimum number of Ellen's entourage?
(a) 10.
(b) 20.
(c) 15.
(d) 25.

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Ellen say is the main difference between being a celebrity and being celibate?

2. What does Ellen talk about in Chapter 18?

3. Who does Ellen's logic make sense to?

4. What does Ellen say should never be put on dolphins?

5. What kind of tuna does Ellen eat?

Short Essay Questions

1. What does Ellen say about taxidermy?

2. What compliment did the doctor at the ER give Ellen, and why was she surprised by this?

3. What doss Ellen say about taking gum out of one's mouth?

4. Why does Ellen say it is silly to make up scary things?

5. What is Ellen most grateful for in her life?

6. Why is Chapter 14 left blank?

7. How is the conversation form set up by Ellen?

8. Why did the nurses at the ER laugh at Ellen?

9. What is Ellen's superstition about her ears?

10. What did Ellen say led to talking to one's self?

(see the answer keys)

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