My Point-- and I Do Have One Test | Final Test - Medium

This set of Lesson Plans consists of approximately 113 pages of tests, essay questions, lessons, and other teaching materials.

My Point-- and I Do Have One Test | Final Test - Medium

This set of Lesson Plans consists of approximately 113 pages of tests, essay questions, lessons, and other teaching materials.
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This test consists of 5 multiple choice questions, 5 short answer questions, and 10 short essay questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Ellen abhor more than anything else?
(a) Killing animals.
(b) Educated fools.
(c) Discrimination.
(d) Feminists.

2. What awards show did Ellen get asked about her advice column?
(a) The Emmy Awards.
(b) The Country Music Awards.
(c) The Academy Awards.
(d) The Tony Awards.

3. What button does Ellen say is too commonly pushed in public?
(a) The lock button on cars.
(b) The panic button on personalities.
(c) The off button on computers.
(d) The up button on elevators.

4. What kind of tuna does Ellen eat?
(a) Low sodium tuna.
(b) North Atlantic tuna.
(c) Low fat tuna.
(d) Dolphin friendly tuna.

5. How does Ellen describe some of the more unique questions her advice column got?
(a) Necessary.
(b) Strange.
(c) Silly.
(d) Idiotic.

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Ellen suggest whistling when stuck on an elevator?

2. What does Ellen not want to feel when in a sleeping bag?

3. What does Ellen say is the main difference between being a celebrity and being celibate?

4. Why did Ellen end up in the ER?

5. Which appliance does Ellen suggest talking to?

Short Essay Questions

1. What compliment did the doctor at the ER give Ellen, and why was she surprised by this?

2. How does Ellen say a girl could keep her friends from gossiping about her?

3. What show did some of Ellen's friends think she could be on with her talent?

4. What did Ellen say led to talking to one's self?

5. What is Ellen's superstition about her ears?

6. How did Ellen once try to joke her way out of a ticket, and how did it work out?

7. What does Ellen say about her hospital gown?

8. What are some of the things Ellen says people can do to pass the time on an elevator?

9. What is Ellen's biggest fear?

10. What perks does Ellen say celebrities get while playing Scrabble?

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