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This test consists of 5 multiple choice questions, 5 short answer questions, and 10 short essay questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Ellen imagine picking up instead of a frisbee?
(a) A bat.
(b) A hat.
(c) A rat.
(d) A cat.

2. What was Ellen's advice column called?
(a) Ask Ellen.
(b) Help Me Ellen, Help, Help Me Ellen.
(c) Ellen Can Help.
(d) Advice by Ellen.

3. How does Ellen define a celebrity?
(a) Someone who is largely successful.
(b) Someone who is easily recognized.
(c) Someone who has been on TV.
(d) All of these.

4. What did Ellen think when she saw a woman praying for two hours?
(a) She envied her devotion.
(b) She wanted her to stop to give others a chance.
(c) She thought she must have had a lot to repent of.
(d) She figured she had fallen asleep.

5. What does Ellen say is the main difference between being a celebrity and being celibate?
(a) Celbrities can have sex.
(b) Celebrities are never celibate.
(c) Celebrities are happy.
(d) Celebrities are not religious.

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Ellen imagine might happen when she washes out a wound?

2. What does Ellen do for stray dogs?

3. How does Ellen describe some of the more unique questions her advice column got?

4. What does Ellen say the last option was to do when stuck on an elevator?

5. What group does Ellen say should always be rescued first off a sinking boat?

Short Essay Questions

1. How is the conversation form set up by Ellen?

2. Why does Ellen not like zoos?

3. Why did Ellen end up in the ER?

4. What show did some of Ellen's friends think she could be on with her talent?

5. Why does Ellen say it is silly to make up scary things?

6. Why is Chapter 14 left blank?

7. What did Ellen think when she saw a woman praying for two hours straight?

8. What perks does Ellen say celebrities get while playing Scrabble?

9. What doss Ellen say about taking gum out of one's mouth?

10. How does Ellen think cosmetic companies should test their products?

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