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This test consists of 5 multiple choice questions, 5 short answer questions, and 10 short essay questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What is the minimum number of Ellen's entourage?
(a) 15.
(b) 10.
(c) 20.
(d) 25.

2. What feat of strength did Ellen joke about doing?
(a) Lifting a bull dog over her head.
(b) Holding a baby for 4 hours straight.
(c) Pulling a jeep with her teeth.
(d) Punching a hole in a wall.

3. Which appliance does Ellen suggest talking to?
(a) Toaster.
(b) TV.
(c) All of these.
(d) Radio.

4. Why did Ellen tell everyone she ended up in the ER?
(a) She got injured doing feats of strength.
(b) She had a cyst.
(c) She had gall stones.
(d) She was attacked.

5. What did Ellen used to want to be when she was growing up?
(a) An actress.
(b) A veterinarian.
(c) A zoologist.
(d) A comedian.

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Ellen say celebrities always win?

2. What does Ellen say would have made her rich in Chapter 25?

3. What habit does Ellen call idiotic?

4. What does Ellen say she always does just after tripping?

5. What does Ellen say should never be put on dolphins?

Short Essay Questions

1. Why does Ellen say it is silly to make up scary things?

2. What does Ellen say about her hospital gown?

3. How does Ellen define a celebrity?

4. How did Ellen once try to joke her way out of a ticket, and how did it work out?

5. What does Ellen say about taxidermy?

6. Why does Ellen not like zoos?

7. What is Ellen's biggest fear?

8. How does Ellen say the elevator made people idiots?

9. What does Ellen do with stray animals?

10. What does Ellen say celebrities get when they receive collagen treatments?

(see the answer keys)

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