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This test consists of 5 multiple choice questions, 5 short answer questions, and 10 short essay questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Ellen say her awards show would turn into?
(a) A drinking binge.
(b) A testimony meeting.
(c) A dance competition.
(d) A race to the podium.

2. How does Ellen feel about zoos?
(a) All of these.
(b) She does not like them.
(c) She loves them.
(d) She is confused by them.

3. How does Ellen suggest one avoid having friends gossip?
(a) Stay in the room with friends at all times.
(b) Spread new rumors.
(c) Dump the friends.
(d) Never do anything gossip worthy.

4. What does Ellen say should never be put on dolphins?
(a) Hats.
(b) Tutus.
(c) Paint.
(d) Glitter.

5. What does Ellen think was in her house when she wrote this book?
(a) Dust.
(b) Old messages.
(c) A ghost.
(d) Strange spirits.

Short Answer Questions

1. Who recognized Ellen at the ER?

2. What did Ellen used to want to be when she was growing up?

3. What button does Ellen say is too commonly pushed in public?

4. How does Ellen say celebrities are spotted?

5. What compliment did the doctor give Ellen at the ER?

Short Essay Questions

1. Why did Ellen end up in the ER?

2. How is the conversation form set up by Ellen?

3. What are some of the things Ellen says people can do to pass the time on an elevator?

4. How did Ellen once try to joke her way out of a ticket, and how did it work out?

5. Why does Ellen say most people don't notice when others are being idiotic?

6. What is Ellen's biggest fear?

7. How does Ellen think cosmetic companies should test their products?

8. What does Ellen say celebrities get when they receive collagen treatments?

9. What show did some of Ellen's friends think she could be on with her talent?

10. Why is Chapter 13 left blank?

(see the answer keys)

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