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This test consists of 5 multiple choice questions, 5 short answer questions, and 10 short essay questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Ellen say brings out the idiot in people?
(a) The car.
(b) The stair well.
(c) The elevator.
(d) Airplanes.

2. How many points does Q get in Scrabble?
(a) 5.
(b) 4.
(c) 8.
(d) 10.

3. What does Ellen say the last option was to do when stuck on an elevator?
(a) Sleep.
(b) Scream.
(c) Sing.
(d) Faint.

4. What does Ellen's entourage have to do?
(a) Keep her happy.
(b) All of these.
(c) Compliment her.
(d) Laugh at her jokes.

5. What is the minimum number of Ellen's entourage?
(a) 10.
(b) 20.
(c) 15.
(d) 25.

Short Answer Questions

1. What is Ellen most grateful for in her life?

2. What was Ellen asked to explain to an alien on her advice column?

3. What kind of tuna does Ellen eat?

4. What does Ellen talk about in Chapter 18?

5. When is Ellen most afraid?

Short Essay Questions

1. How is the conversation form set up by Ellen?

2. Why does Ellen say most people don't notice when others are being idiotic?

3. What did Ellen think when she saw a woman praying for two hours straight?

4. How does Ellen think cosmetic companies should test their products?

5. How does Ellen say a girl could keep her friends from gossiping about her?

6. How did Ellen once try to joke her way out of a ticket, and how did it work out?

7. What is Ellen most grateful for in her life?

8. How does Ellen say she would run the Academy Awards?

9. Why did Ellen end up in the ER?

10. What does Ellen do with stray animals?

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