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This test consists of 5 multiple choice questions, 5 short answer questions, and 10 short essay questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What would Ellen answer to her more unique questions on her advice column?
(a) This is an answer you already know.
(b) That's an anomaly.
(c) How should I know, Dummy?
(d) Look it up.

2. What does Ellen hate finding in her shoes?
(a) Rocks.
(b) Spiders.
(c) Centipedes.
(d) Dust.

3. What is the Ellie Gellie?
(a) A book.
(b) A joke.
(c) A dance.
(d) A song.

4. Why did Ellen tell everyone she ended up in the ER?
(a) She was attacked.
(b) She had gall stones.
(c) She had a cyst.
(d) She got injured doing feats of strength.

5. Why did Ellen end up in the ER?
(a) She had gall stones.
(b) She was punched.
(c) She fainted.
(d) She had a cyst.

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Ellen imagine might happen when she washes out a wound?

2. What awards show did Ellen get asked about her advice column?

3. What does Ellen imagine picking up instead of a frisbee?

4. What was Ellen asked to explain to an alien on her advice column?

5. How does Ellen say one should look when removing chewing gum from their mouth?

Short Essay Questions

1. What perks does Ellen say celebrities get while playing Scrabble?

2. What did Ellen say led to talking to one's self?

3. What does Ellen say about taxidermy?

4. What compliment did the doctor at the ER give Ellen, and why was she surprised by this?

5. How does Ellen say she would run the Academy Awards?

6. How does Ellen think cosmetic companies should test their products?

7. What are some of the things Ellen says people can do to pass the time on an elevator?

8. What did Ellen think when she saw a woman praying for two hours straight?

9. How does Ellen say a girl could keep her friends from gossiping about her?

10. What does Ellen say about her hospital gown?

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