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This test consists of 5 multiple choice questions, 5 short answer questions, and 10 short essay questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What is the Ellie Gellie?
(a) A dance.
(b) A joke.
(c) A book.
(d) A song.

2. What kind of pets other than dogs did Ellen have when she wrote this book?
(a) Fish.
(b) Hedgehogs.
(c) Cats.
(d) Ferrets.

3. What does Ellen say would have made her rich in Chapter 25?
(a) Investing smartly.
(b) Selling her book.
(c) Getting a nickel every time she was an idiot.
(d) Following her mother's advice.

4. What would Ellen answer to her more unique questions on her advice column?
(a) That's an anomaly.
(b) Look it up.
(c) This is an answer you already know.
(d) How should I know, Dummy?

5. What was Ellen asked to explain to an alien on her advice column?
(a) Chewing gum.
(b) Swimming pools.
(c) Baby diapers.
(d) Sushi.

Short Answer Questions

1. How does Ellen define a celebrity?

2. How does Ellen feel about zoos?

3. What did Ellen not like about her hospital gown?

4. What does Ellen suggest counting when stuck on an elevator?

5. What feat of strength did Ellen joke about doing?

Short Essay Questions

1. How does Ellen say she would run the Academy Awards?

2. What is Ellen's biggest fear?

3. Why does Ellen not like zoos?

4. What does Ellen say celebrities get when they receive collagen treatments?

5. What does Ellen do with stray animals?

6. What did Ellen say led to talking to one's self?

7. Why is Chapter 14 left blank?

8. Why is Chapter 13 left blank?

9. What doss Ellen say about taking gum out of one's mouth?

10. Why did Ellen end up in the ER?

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