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This test consists of 5 multiple choice questions, 5 short answer questions, and 10 short essay questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. When is Ellen most afraid?
(a) Evening time.
(b) Late at night.
(c) Early morning.
(d) Late afternoon.

2. What does Ellen say her awards show would turn into?
(a) A dance competition.
(b) A drinking binge.
(c) A testimony meeting.
(d) A race to the podium.

3. How does Ellen say never to get out of a ticket?
(a) Joking.
(b) Bribing.
(c) Pleading.
(d) Kissing.

4. What does Ellen not want to feel when in a sleeping bag?
(a) A bug.
(b) A shiver.
(c) A breeze.
(d) A snake.

5. What did Ellen give thanks for in her daily prayers?
(a) Having her dogs.
(b) Living her dream.
(c) All of these.
(d) Finding a parking spot.

Short Answer Questions

1. What group does Ellen say should always be rescued first off a sinking boat?

2. How many points does Q get in Scrabble?

3. What does Ellen suggest counting when stuck on an elevator?

4. How does Ellen say celebrities are spotted?

5. What does Ellen suggest whistling when stuck on an elevator?

Short Essay Questions

1. How does Ellen say the elevator made people idiots?

2. What did Ellen say led to talking to one's self?

3. What does Ellen do with stray animals?

4. How does Ellen think cosmetic companies should test their products?

5. What does Ellen say about taxidermy?

6. Why did the nurses at the ER laugh at Ellen?

7. What show did some of Ellen's friends think she could be on with her talent?

8. Why is Chapter 13 left blank?

9. Why is Chapter 14 left blank?

10. What is Ellen's biggest fear?

(see the answer keys)

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