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This test consists of 5 multiple choice questions, 5 short answer questions, and 10 short essay questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Ellen say we should not say when walked in on in the bathroom?
(a) That's OK.
(b) Sorry about that.
(c) What are you doing?
(d) Can I help you?

2. What is the title of Chapter 15?
(a) Overcoming Fears.
(b) Scared Silly.
(c) My Biggest Fear.
(d) The Scariest Thing.

3. What does Ellen say there is no polite way of doing?
(a) Side stepping a question.
(b) Rejecting an advance.
(c) Giving advice.
(d) Removing chewing gum from your mouth.

4. How did Ellen think she sounded when she sung in her head?
(a) Whitney Houston.
(b) Billy Joel.
(c) Sting.
(d) Billy Idol.

5. What did Ellen say was happening if her ears were itching?
(a) Someone was thinking about her.
(b) Her ears were dirty.
(c) Someone was talking about her.
(d) She needed a new prescription.

Short Answer Questions

1. What awards show did Ellen get asked about her advice column?

2. What did Ellen think when she saw a woman praying for two hours?

3. How many points does Q get in Scrabble?

4. How many times does Ellen say a celebrity vote is counted?

5. What does Ellen imagine picking up instead of a frisbee?

Short Essay Questions

1. How is the conversation form set up by Ellen?

2. What does Ellen say celebrities get when they receive collagen treatments?

3. What show did some of Ellen's friends think she could be on with her talent?

4. Why is Chapter 13 left blank?

5. How did Ellen once try to joke her way out of a ticket, and how did it work out?

6. How does Ellen say the elevator made people idiots?

7. Why is Chapter 14 left blank?

8. What is Ellen's biggest fear?

9. What did Ellen think when she saw a woman praying for two hours straight?

10. What is Ellen's superstition about her ears?

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