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This test consists of 5 multiple choice questions, 5 short answer questions, and 10 short essay questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What did Ellen give thanks for in her daily prayers?
(a) All of these.
(b) Living her dream.
(c) Having her dogs.
(d) Finding a parking spot.

2. What is Ellen most grateful for in her life?
(a) Her success.
(b) The small things.
(c) Her friends.
(d) The family she had.

3. Why was Ellen surprised by the doctor's compliment at the ER?
(a) She was crying.
(b) She had quit water.
(c) She hadn't given a urine sample.
(d) She hadn't had blood drawn.

4. What habit does Ellen call idiotic?
(a) Talking to herself.
(b) Overindulging pets.
(c) Leaving lights on.
(d) Picking at scabs.

5. How does Ellen suggest one avoid having friends gossip?
(a) Stay in the room with friends at all times.
(b) Dump the friends.
(c) Spread new rumors.
(d) Never do anything gossip worthy.

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Ellen abhor more than anything else?

2. What sign does Ellen say is not applicable to celebrities?

3. Why did Ellen end up in the ER?

4. What does Ellen say she thinks God might look like?

5. What does Ellen talk about in Chapter 18?

Short Essay Questions

1. What is Ellen's superstition about her ears?

2. How does Ellen think cosmetic companies should test their products?

3. Why did the nurses at the ER laugh at Ellen?

4. Why does Ellen say most people don't notice when others are being idiotic?

5. How does Ellen define a celebrity?

6. What did Ellen think when she saw a woman praying for two hours straight?

7. What is Ellen's biggest fear?

8. What are some of the things Ellen says people can do to pass the time on an elevator?

9. Why does Ellen say it is silly to make up scary things?

10. What does Ellen do with stray animals?

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