2. What does Ellen say is the second most important thing to have in order to cook?
(a) A pan.
(b) A cook.
(c) A kitchen.
(d) An oven.

3. How much older than Ellen is her brother?
(a) 4 years.
(b) 1 year.
(c) 3 years.
(d) 2 years.

4. What is the title of Chapter 11?
(a) Things That Lead to Happiness in Life.
(b) Things That Should Never Be Attempted.
(c) Things That I Will Never Again Do as They are Stupid.
(d) Things That Sound Like a Good Idea at First, But Really Aren't.

5. Why did Ellen not like people using fans on planes?
(a) It made her too cold.
(b) She thought it would anger the pilot.
(c) She thought it would take energy from the engine.
(d) It sent smells wafting.

6. What did Ellen say she used to win the race?
(a) A snow-mobile.
(b) A Winnebago.
(c) A motor car.
(d) A treadmill.

7. What gift did Ellen bring to the party in Chapter 2?
(a) Underwear.
(b) Gift cards.
(c) Wine goblets.
(d) Sherry.

8. What does Ellen say about writing in Chapter 11?
(a) Writing books is not a good idea.
(b) Keeping a journal is important.
(c) Writing Comic Books is hard.
(d) Handwriting is very telling.

9. How does Ellen feel about the way she looks?
(a) She is confident.
(b) She is insecure.
(c) She is ashamed.
(d) She changes all the time.

10. Where did Ellen first hear about the Iditarod?
(a) A book.
(b) A movie.
(c) The TV.
(d) Her friend.

11. How does Ellen want to get a baby?
(a) Adopt one.
(b) Babysit one.
(c) Steal one.
(d) Buy one.

12. What animal did Ellen take to a pet psychic?
(a) A dog.
(b) A bird.
(c) A cat.
(d) A lizard.

13. What did Ellen mistake for a crash dive on a plane?
(a) A cell phone ringing.
(b) The intercom static.
(c) A rattling drink.
(d) A bit of turbulence.

14. What did Ellen's friend's nickname used to be?
(a) Large Marge.
(b) Miss Much.
(c) Fatty Patty.
(d) Hail Mary.

15. What does Ellen always make sure not to have in her hair?
(a) Paper.
(b) Spaghetti.
(c) Glitter.
(d) Hairspray.