3. When did Ellen first wish she was a man?
(a) When she wanted a job.
(b) When the ladies' room was locked.
(c) When she got dumped.
(d) When she got hit on.

4. How was Ellen told babies came to be?
(a) From a garden patch.
(b) From a load of laundry.
(c) From a secret sauce.
(d) From a catalogue.

5. What does Ellen do while her recipe is cooking?
(a) Wrote in her journal.
(b) Played with her dogs.
(c) Drink beer.
(d) Read a book.

6. What amazes Ellen about some people's childhoods?
(a) They were loved.
(b) They forget them.
(c) They can remember them.
(d) They were treated poorly.

7. What is the title of Chapter 11?
(a) Things That Sound Like a Good Idea at First, But Really Aren't.
(b) Things That I Will Never Again Do as They are Stupid.
(c) Things That Should Never Be Attempted.
(d) Things That Lead to Happiness in Life.

8. Why did Ellen not like people using fans on planes?
(a) It sent smells wafting.
(b) She thought it would take energy from the engine.
(c) She thought it would anger the pilot.
(d) It made her too cold.

9. What did Ellen do to her friend's dog in Chapter 2?
(a) Gave it away.
(b) Stole it.
(c) Washed it.
(d) Shaved it.

10. Where did the Iditarod end?
(a) Presley.
(b) Anchorage.
(c) Nome.
(d) Juneau.

11. What recipe does Ellen share?
(a) Egg White Omelette.
(b) Belgian Waffles.
(c) Eggs Benedict.
(d) French Toast.

12. How old was the person celebrating the party in Chapter 2?
(a) 90.
(b) 60.
(c) 70.
(d) 80.

13. What does Ellen never wear?
(a) Socks.
(b) Skirts.
(c) Pants.
(d) Shoes.

14. What is Ellen's brother's name?
(a) Vaughn.
(b) Vince.
(c) Vick.
(d) Van.

15. What did Ellen apologize for in her letter to a friend?
(a) Not lending some money.
(b) Not returning lent money.
(c) Offending her boyfriend.
(d) Her behavior at a party.