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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Ellen say some young boys would learn from her mistake with a cake?
(a) How to help in the kitchen.
(b) How to deal with hangovers.
(c) Who not to hire.
(d) Where the liquor cabinet is.

2. What ingredient is needed for Ellen's recipe?
(a) Butter.
(b) Flour.
(c) Eggs.
(d) All of these.

3. What did Ellen apologize for in her letter to a friend?
(a) Offending her boyfriend.
(b) Not lending some money.
(c) Her behavior at a party.
(d) Not returning lent money.

4. What is the title of Chapter 10?
(a) Hot in the Kitchen with Ellen.
(b) Ellen's Cooking Segment.
(c) Cooking With Ellen.
(d) In the Kitchen with Ellen.

5. Why did Ellen interview old friends of her family?
(a) Her mother asked her to.
(b) She wanted to honor them.
(c) She was curious to see if they remembered her.
(d) She did not remember much about her childhood.

6. Why did Ellen start overfeeding her dogs?
(a) To bribe them.
(b) To make them healthy.
(c) To give them energy.
(d) To have something to do.

7. What kind of shoe does Ellen think should be outlawed?
(a) Tuxedo shoes.
(b) Flip flops.
(c) Steel-toed boots.
(d) High heels.

8. Why does Ellen say she would be a good mother?
(a) She is a good communicator.
(b) She loves children.
(c) She keeps animals alive.
(d) She has learned from her mother.

9. How many dogs did other racers have?
(a) 10.
(b) 12.
(c) 14.
(d) 8.

10. What did Ellen say she chanted when she flew?
(a) I am going to die.
(b) This is Hell.
(c) Stay in the sky.
(d) Please make it stop.

11. What does Ellen say about bathing in Chapter 11?
(a) You should never bathe in another person's house.
(b) You should always use soap.
(c) You should never use cold water.
(d) You should never shower with another person.

12. What was Ellen disappointed about in the good psychic's prediction?
(a) She would have to star in her show.
(b) She would never win an award.
(c) She would never be truly successful.
(d) She would have to write the book herself.

13. How did Ellen feel about chanting on the plane?
(a) It made her feel alone.
(b) It made her more scared.
(c) It made her feel better.
(d) It made her feel silly.

14. What is the title of Chapter 11?
(a) Things That I Will Never Again Do as They are Stupid.
(b) Things That Lead to Happiness in Life.
(c) Things That Sound Like a Good Idea at First, But Really Aren't.
(d) Things That Should Never Be Attempted.

15. What was the name of the animal Ellen took to a pet psychic?
(a) Raco.
(b) Yaco.
(c) Paco.
(d) Taco.

Short Answer Questions

1. How many things are talked about in Chapter 11?

2. What does Ellen say is more important than her looks?

3. What does Ellen never wear?

4. Who did Ellen offend when she thought she heard a crash dive on a plane?

5. How many dogs did Ellen have?

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