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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Who told Ellen to chant when she flew?
(a) A friend.
(b) A co-worker.
(c) Her mother.
(d) Her brother.

2. What sport team did Ellen start in high school?
(a) Tennis.
(b) Soccer.
(c) Lacrosse.
(d) Golf.

3. What was Ellen told her animal was in a former life?
(a) An egg roll.
(b) An eagle.
(c) A tiger.
(d) An adulterous man.

4. What does Ellen always make sure not to have in her hair?
(a) Glitter.
(b) Spaghetti.
(c) Hairspray.
(d) Paper.

5. What kind of plane was Ellen most afraid of?
(a) Prop planes.
(b) Helicopters.
(c) Passenger planes.
(d) Small jets.

6. What is Ellen's brother's name?
(a) Vince.
(b) Vaughn.
(c) Van.
(d) Vick.

7. Who did Ellen offend when she thought she heard a crash dive on a plane?
(a) An old woman.
(b) The stewardess.
(c) A nun.
(d) A handsome man.

8. What did Ellen do to her friend's dog in Chapter 2?
(a) Washed it.
(b) Stole it.
(c) Shaved it.
(d) Gave it away.

9. What did Ellen put too much of in a cake for a friend?
(a) Whiskey.
(b) Wine.
(c) Vodka.
(d) Rum.

10. How did Mr. Lamar describe Ellen as a student?
(a) Quiet and shy.
(b) Very bright.
(c) Talented.
(d) Headstrong.

11. What does Ellen say about writing in Chapter 11?
(a) Handwriting is very telling.
(b) Keeping a journal is important.
(c) Writing books is not a good idea.
(d) Writing Comic Books is hard.

12. Why did Ellen go see a psychic?
(a) She wanted to know if her book would be a success.
(b) She wanted to know if she would ever find love.
(c) She wanted to see if they were real.
(d) She wanted to know if she should continue doing comedy.

13. Who did Ellen call bad names at a party with her friend?
(a) A young girl.
(b) A young boy.
(c) A reverend.
(d) An old woman.

14. What did Ellen say she chanted when she flew?
(a) Stay in the sky.
(b) This is Hell.
(c) I am going to die.
(d) Please make it stop.

15. What does Ellen say is more important than her looks?
(a) All of these.
(b) Her creativity.
(c) Her relationships.
(d) Her thoughts.

Short Answer Questions

1. How old was Ellen when she moved away from Metairie?

2. How does Ellen want to get a baby?

3. When did Ellen first wish she was a man?

4. How old was the person celebrating the party in Chapter 2?

5. What did Ellen mistake for a crash dive on a plane?

(see the answer keys)

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