3. Why does Ellen say she would be a good mother?
(a) She is a good communicator.
(b) She keeps animals alive.
(c) She has learned from her mother.
(d) She loves children.

4. What did Ellen apologize for in her letter to a friend?
(a) Her behavior at a party.
(b) Not lending some money.
(c) Not returning lent money.
(d) Offending her boyfriend.

5. How many things are talked about in Chapter 11?
(a) 10.
(b) 8.
(c) 6.
(d) 4.

6. How was Ellen told babies came to be?
(a) From a catalogue.
(b) From a secret sauce.
(c) From a load of laundry.
(d) From a garden patch.

7. How does Ellen say she proves she is a girl?
(a) She is short.
(b) She has PMS.
(c) She orders dessesrt.
(d) She goes to the women's restroom.

8. What does Ellen say about writing in Chapter 11?
(a) Writing Comic Books is hard.
(b) Handwriting is very telling.
(c) Keeping a journal is important.
(d) Writing books is not a good idea.

9. What does Ellen always make sure not to have in her hair?
(a) Glitter.
(b) Paper.
(c) Hairspray.
(d) Spaghetti.

10. What does Ellen not like about her baby pictures?
(a) She had no hair.
(b) She had a large head.
(c) She had dark hair.
(d) She had crossed eyes.

11. What did Ellen mistake for a crash dive on a plane?
(a) A bit of turbulence.
(b) A cell phone ringing.
(c) A rattling drink.
(d) The intercom static.

12. Why does Ellen think a certain kind of shoe should be outlawed?
(a) They were too revealing.
(b) They were expensive.
(c) They made feet smelly.
(d) They ruined feet.

13. What kind of cake did Ellen make for her friend?
(a) Carrot cake.
(b) Devil's food cake.
(c) Angel food cake.
(d) Rum cake.

14. What is the title of Chapter 10?
(a) In the Kitchen with Ellen.
(b) Hot in the Kitchen with Ellen.
(c) Cooking With Ellen.
(d) Ellen's Cooking Segment.

15. When did Ellen first wish she was a man?
(a) When the ladies' room was locked.
(b) When she wanted a job.
(c) When she got dumped.
(d) When she got hit on.