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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Why did one of Ellen's dogs cause big problems at the Iditarod?
(a) She had been shaved.
(b) She was in heat.
(c) She was scared of the other dogs.
(d) She was too little.

2. What does Ellen say about bathing in Chapter 11?
(a) You should never use cold water.
(b) You should never shower with another person.
(c) You should never bathe in another person's house.
(d) You should always use soap.

3. What was the name of the animal Ellen took to a pet psychic?
(a) Paco.
(b) Yaco.
(c) Raco.
(d) Taco.

4. Who did Ellen have a dream about once on a plane?
(a) Bruce Willis.
(b) All of these.
(c) Sean Penn.
(d) The pilot.

5. What does Ellen say is the most important thing to have to cook?
(a) An oven.
(b) A kitchen.
(c) A pan.
(d) A cook.

6. How does Ellen want to get a baby?
(a) Steal one.
(b) Buy one.
(c) Adopt one.
(d) Babysit one.

7. What is the name of the friend Ellen sent a letter to?
(a) Morgan.
(b) Maria.
(c) Morgana.
(d) Missy.

8. What was Ellen told her animal was in a former life?
(a) A tiger.
(b) An eagle.
(c) An adulterous man.
(d) An egg roll.

9. What made Ellen afraid of crossing the street?
(a) She didn't like the gravel.
(b) She saw someone get hit.
(c) Her mother told her a story about someone getting hit.
(d) Someone told her it was safer to fly.

10. Why does Ellen think a certain kind of shoe should be outlawed?
(a) They were too revealing.
(b) They made feet smelly.
(c) They were expensive.
(d) They ruined feet.

11. How does Ellen say children should learn about sex?
(a) Watch cable.
(b) Watch a live birth.
(c) Read a book.
(d) Go to the theater.

12. Why did Ellen start overfeeding her dogs?
(a) To bribe them.
(b) To have something to do.
(c) To make them healthy.
(d) To give them energy.

13. What did Ellen ask a nun on a plane to do for her?
(a) Play tic tac toe.
(b) Read her book.
(c) Pray.
(d) Give her a drink.

14. Where did Ellen get extra dogs for her team?
(a) The pet store.
(b) A medical lab.
(c) A shelter.
(d) The dump.

15. What does Ellen say was most important about a person's style?
(a) It is stylish.
(b) It is modest.
(c) It is clean.
(d) It is their own.

Short Answer Questions

1. What did Ellen say she chanted when she flew?

2. Where did Ellen go to High School?

3. What gift did Ellen bring to the party in Chapter 2?

4. What ingredient does Ellen make fun of in Chapter 11?

5. How does Ellen like to watch the news?

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