2. What did Ellen say she chanted when she flew?
(a) Please make it stop.
(b) I am going to die.
(c) Stay in the sky.
(d) This is Hell.

3. How does Ellen want to get a baby?
(a) Adopt one.
(b) Babysit one.
(c) Steal one.
(d) Buy one.

4. What did Ellen do when she thought she heard a crash dive on a plane?
(a) Fainted.
(b) Drank some whiskey.
(c) Swore.
(d) Threw up.

5. How old was the person celebrating the party in Chapter 2?
(a) 60.
(b) 80.
(c) 90.
(d) 70.

6. Where did the Iditarod start?
(a) Anchorage.
(b) Presley.
(c) Juneau.
(d) Nome.

7. What does Ellen say is the second most important thing to have in order to cook?
(a) A cook.
(b) An oven.
(c) A kitchen.
(d) A pan.

8. Why did Ellen start overfeeding her dogs?
(a) To make them healthy.
(b) To bribe them.
(c) To give them energy.
(d) To have something to do.

9. What animal did Ellen take to a pet psychic?
(a) A lizard.
(b) A bird.
(c) A cat.
(d) A dog.

10. What ingredient does Ellen make fun of in Chapter 11?
(a) Bacon.
(b) Eggs.
(c) Flour.
(d) Milk.

11. Why does Ellen think a certain kind of shoe should be outlawed?
(a) They made feet smelly.
(b) They ruined feet.
(c) They were expensive.
(d) They were too revealing.

12. What does Ellen compare having a baby to?
(a) Studying for an exam.
(b) Dying.
(c) Shooting herself.
(d) Buying a washer.

13. What recipe does Ellen share?
(a) Egg White Omelette.
(b) Eggs Benedict.
(c) French Toast.
(d) Belgian Waffles.

14. How many dogs did Ellen have?
(a) 5.
(b) 4.
(c) 2.
(d) 3.

15. Why did one of Ellen's dogs cause big problems at the Iditarod?
(a) She was too little.
(b) She was in heat.
(c) She was scared of the other dogs.
(d) She had been shaved.