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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. When did Ellen first wish she was a man?
(a) When she got hit on.
(b) When the ladies' room was locked.
(c) When she got dumped.
(d) When she wanted a job.

2. What does Ellen say is the most important part of an ensemble?
(a) The pants.
(b) The collar.
(c) Shoes.
(d) Accessories.

3. What kind of plane was Ellen most afraid of?
(a) Prop planes.
(b) Passenger planes.
(c) Helicopters.
(d) Small jets.

4. What did Ellen do when she thought she heard a crash dive on a plane?
(a) Threw up.
(b) Swore.
(c) Drank some whiskey.
(d) Fainted.

5. What is the name of the friend Ellen sent a letter to?
(a) Missy.
(b) Morgan.
(c) Maria.
(d) Morgana.

6. Why did Ellen start overfeeding her dogs?
(a) To make them healthy.
(b) To bribe them.
(c) To give them energy.
(d) To have something to do.

7. Why did one of Ellen's dogs cause big problems at the Iditarod?
(a) She was in heat.
(b) She had been shaved.
(c) She was too little.
(d) She was scared of the other dogs.

8. What does Ellen not like about her baby pictures?
(a) She had a large head.
(b) She had crossed eyes.
(c) She had dark hair.
(d) She had no hair.

9. What kind of influence does Ellen say she wants to have on her readers?
(a) Inspiring.
(b) Strengthening.
(c) Positive.
(d) Humorous.

10. What does Ellen say was most important about a person's style?
(a) It is modest.
(b) It is clean.
(c) It is their own.
(d) It is stylish.

11. How many things are talked about in Chapter 11?
(a) 4.
(b) 10.
(c) 6.
(d) 8.

12. What did Ellen mistake for a crash dive on a plane?
(a) A cell phone ringing.
(b) A rattling drink.
(c) The intercom static.
(d) A bit of turbulence.

13. What did Ellen's dogs do when she first started training for the Iditarod?
(a) Get in the sled.
(b) Bark at the new dogs.
(c) Sleep.
(d) Vomit.

14. What is the title of Chapter 11?
(a) Things That Sound Like a Good Idea at First, But Really Aren't.
(b) Things That I Will Never Again Do as They are Stupid.
(c) Things That Lead to Happiness in Life.
(d) Things That Should Never Be Attempted.

15. How much older than Ellen is her brother?
(a) 3 years.
(b) 2 years.
(c) 1 year.
(d) 4 years.

Short Answer Questions

1. How old was the person celebrating the party in Chapter 2?

2. What did Ellen say she chanted when she flew?

3. How does Ellen view make-up?

4. Why did Ellen not like people using fans on planes?

5. Why was Ellen told to chant when she flew?

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