2. Why did Ellen start overfeeding her dogs?
(a) To give them energy.
(b) To have something to do.
(c) To make them healthy.
(d) To bribe them.

3. How did Mr. Lamar describe Ellen as a student?
(a) Talented.
(b) Very bright.
(c) Headstrong.
(d) Quiet and shy.

4. Why was Ellen told to chant when she flew?
(a) To let the time pass.
(b) To attract attention.
(c) To get inspiration.
(d) To calm herself down.

5. How was Ellen told babies came to be?
(a) From a garden patch.
(b) From a load of laundry.
(c) From a catalogue.
(d) From a secret sauce.

6. How does Ellen view make-up?
(a) It is for special occasions.
(b) It is necessary.
(c) It is rediculous.
(d) It is optional.

7. Who did Ellen offend when she thought she heard a crash dive on a plane?
(a) A handsome man.
(b) The stewardess.
(c) An old woman.
(d) A nun.

8. How many dogs did Ellen have?
(a) 5.
(b) 2.
(c) 4.
(d) 3.

9. What does Ellen say about bathing in Chapter 11?
(a) You should never shower with another person.
(b) You should never bathe in another person's house.
(c) You should never use cold water.
(d) You should always use soap.

10. What does Ellen do while her recipe is cooking?
(a) Wrote in her journal.
(b) Drink beer.
(c) Read a book.
(d) Played with her dogs.

11. How does Ellen feel about the way she looks?
(a) She is ashamed.
(b) She is confident.
(c) She changes all the time.
(d) She is insecure.

12. What does Ellen say inspired TV in the 60s?
(a) Sex.
(b) Alcohol.
(c) Music.
(d) Drugs.

13. What is Ellen's brother's name?
(a) Van.
(b) Vick.
(c) Vaughn.
(d) Vince.

14. How does Ellen say children should learn about sex?
(a) Watch cable.
(b) Watch a live birth.
(c) Read a book.
(d) Go to the theater.

15. Who told Ellen to chant when she flew?
(a) A co-worker.
(b) A friend.
(c) Her brother.
(d) Her mother.