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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 16.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What compliment did the doctor give Ellen at the ER?
(a) Her urine looked good.
(b) She was really tough.
(c) Her blood was nice.
(d) She was very well hydrated.

2. What does Ellen never wear?
(a) Shoes.
(b) Pants.
(c) Skirts.
(d) Socks.

3. What did Ellen's friend's nickname used to be?
(a) Fatty Patty.
(b) Large Marge.
(c) Hail Mary.
(d) Miss Much.

4. What does Ellen say inspired TV in the 60s?
(a) Music.
(b) Drugs.
(c) Sex.
(d) Alcohol.

5. Why does Ellen think a certain kind of shoe should be outlawed?
(a) They made feet smelly.
(b) They were too revealing.
(c) They ruined feet.
(d) They were expensive.

Short Answer Questions

1. How does Ellen say children should learn about sex?

2. What does Ellen compare having a baby to?

3. How old was the person celebrating the party in Chapter 2?

4. How was Ellen told babies came to be?

5. Where did Ellen get extra dogs for her team?

(see the answer key)

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