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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Who does Little Miss Havana change into during the beauty pageant?
(a) Woman 1.
(b) Woman 2.
(c) Woman 3.
(d) Woman 4.

2. How much does the Beauty Queen make for her contests?
(a) $50-$100.
(b) $10,000-$20,000.
(c) $10-$20.
(d) $500-$1,000.

3. How old was the Beauty Queen when she entered her first contest?
(a) Ten.
(b) Two.
(c) Six.
(d) Thirteen.

4. What event is the male character awaiting in Act 1?
(a) The marriage of his daughter.
(b) The marriage of his son.
(c) His child's birth.
(d) His marriage.

5. How does Woman 2 say her mother and grandmother walked the land?
(a) With bare feet.
(b) With broken backs.
(c) With sorrow.
(d) With broken hearts.

6. What does Little Miss Havana wear?
(a) A nurse's uniform.
(b) An evening gown.
(c) A clown costume.
(d) A string of pearls.

7. Which contestant is from Mexico?
(a) Miss Mexico City.
(b) Miss Taco Grande.
(c) Miss Chicarita.
(d) Miss Chili Tamale.

8. Who does the MC say the beauties of the tropical Caribbean will compete against?
(a) The beauties of Asia.
(b) The beauties of North America.
(c) The beauties of Europe.
(d) The beauties of South America.

9. Who is Woman 3 previously in the beauty pageant?
(a) Little Miss Havana.
(b) Miss Chili Tamale.
(c) Miss Commonwealth.
(d) Miss Conchita Banana.

10. Which Senorita resembles Maria la O?
(a) Senorita #3.
(b) Senorita #1.
(c) Senorita #4.
(d) Senorita #2.

11. Who does Miss Commonwealth encounter when she is about to exit?
(a) The Girl.
(b) The Daughter.
(c) The Mother.
(d) The Father.

12. What does the Beauty Queen say that she does every day?
(a) Waxes her legs.
(b) Bathes her dog.
(c) Straightens her hair.
(d) Washes dishes.

13. Who says, "In Managua, in San Juan, in an Andes mountain town. She'll be put on a pedestal and trampled upon at the same time"?
(a) Midwife.
(b) Girl.
(c) Mother.
(d) Senorita #1.

14. Who says, "The girl who had never seen the ocean decided one day to see it"?
(a) Miss Commonwealth.
(b) Little Miss Havana.
(c) The Girl.
(d) The MC.

15. Who arrives as the Midwife speaks to the audience in Act 1?
(a) The Father.
(b) The Girl.
(c) The Mother.
(d) The Son.

Short Answer Questions

1. What do you need to catch a man, according to Miss Commonwealth?

2. What is Miss Commonwealth's name?

3. What does Miss Chili Tamale say her dream is?

4. What does the MC point to while saying, "You have everything a man wants"?

5. What does the MC ask Miss Conchita Banana?

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