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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What song plays when Miss Commonwealth appears?
(a) "Cuando sali de Cuba."
(b) "Cortaron a Elena."
(c) "Mexican Republic Song."
(d) "Cuando sali de Mexico."

2. What is the Beauty Queen's son's name?
(a) Jose.
(b) Ricky.
(c) Billy.
(d) Johnny.

3. Who is Senorita #2 dressed as?
(a) Iris Chacon.
(b) Isabella Charcon.
(c) Charo.
(d) Carmen Miranda.

4. What is Don Jose told he has gained in Act 1?
(a) A funeral.
(b) A daughter.
(c) A son.
(d) A wedding.

5. What does the Beauty Queen practice daily?
(a) Her knife throwing.
(b) Her singing.
(c) Her dancing.
(d) Her smile.

6. Which character stays after the other Senoritas leave to take more bows?
(a) Senorita #1.
(b) Senorita #3.
(c) Charo.
(d) Maria la O.

7. What is "carried by the winds of emotion," according to the Midwife?
(a) The smile.
(b) The woman.
(c) The butterfly.
(d) The heart.

8. Which contestant is from Mexico?
(a) Miss Taco Grande.
(b) Miss Chili Tamale.
(c) Miss Mexico City.
(d) Miss Chicarita.

9. Where does Woman 2 say the women have given birth?
(a) In their homes.
(b) In the hospital.
(c) On the bare soil.
(d) In the churches.

10. What does the MC say that Latin women are the best of?
(a) Lovers and haters.
(b) Housewives and cooks.
(c) Actresses.
(d) Dancers and singers.

11. What does the MC point to while saying, "You have everything a man wants"?
(a) Her smile.
(b) Her backside.
(c) Her breasts.
(d) Her face.

12. What does Little Miss Havana wear?
(a) A string of pearls.
(b) An evening gown.
(c) A nurse's uniform.
(d) A clown costume.

13. What brothel does Don Jose mention in Act 1?
(a) La Casa de Jose.
(b) La Casa de Maria.
(c) La Casa de Tequila.
(d) La Casa de Luisa.

14. What does Don Jose want in Act 1?
(a) A wife.
(b) A mother.
(c) A son.
(d) A daughter.

15. How much does the Beauty Queen make for her contests?
(a) $10-$20.
(b) $50-$100.
(c) $500-$1,000.
(d) $10,000-$20,000.

Short Answer Questions

1. Which Senorita resembles Maria la O?

2. What does Maria la O do in her scene with the Beauty Queen?

3. How many contests has the Beauty Queen won?

4. What do you need to catch a man, according to Miss Commonwealth?

5. Who created Miss Conchita Banana?

(see the answer keys)

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