2. What song plays for the contestant from Mexico?
(a) "Mexican National Anthem."
(b) "Chimichurri Salsa."
(c) "Burritos a la Grande."
(d) "Alla en el Rancho Grande."

3. In the song the Senoritas sing, what do they have in their souls?
(a) Maracas.
(b) Sadness.
(c) Love.
(d) Tambourines.

4. What would the Midwife exchange a butterfly for?
(a) A mother.
(b) A permanent smile.
(c) A permanent laugh.
(d) A baby.

5. What are Senoritas "always ready for" according to the song?
(a) More.
(b) Por favor.
(c) Amor.
(d) Velour.

6. Who says, "The girl who had never seen the ocean decided one day to see it"?
(a) Miss Commonwealth.
(b) Little Miss Havana.
(c) The MC.
(d) The Girl.

7. Which Senorita resembles Maria la O?
(a) Senorita #2.
(b) Senorita #3.
(c) Senorita #1.
(d) Senorita #4.

8. What does Miss Chili Tamale say her dream is?
(a) To marry a rich American.
(b) To become an actress.
(c) To marry a rich Cuban.
(d) To marry a rich Mexican.

9. What does the girl who went to see the ocean carry with her?
(a) A smile.
(b) A butterfly.
(c) A sorrow.
(d) A memory.

10. Who enters singing at the end of the Midwife's speech in Act 1?
(a) The Senoritas.
(b) The Martyrs.
(c) The Nun.
(d) The Pope.

11. What event is the male character awaiting in Act 1?
(a) His marriage.
(b) His child's birth.
(c) The marriage of his son.
(d) The marriage of his daughter.

12. Where does Miss Conchita Banana say you should never put bananas?
(a) The oven.
(b) The refrigerator.
(c) The floor.
(d) The stove.

13. What brothel does Don Jose mention in Act 1?
(a) La Casa de Jose.
(b) La Casa de Luisa.
(c) La Casa de Maria.
(d) La Casa de Tequila.

14. How many contests has the Beauty Queen won?
(a) Two.
(b) Hundreds.
(c) One.
(d) Thousands.

15. Who does Miss Commonwealth encounter when she is about to exit?
(a) The Girl.
(b) The Mother.
(c) The Daughter.
(d) The Father.