3. What does the Midwife say that Don Jose has gone to do?
(a) Shoot his wife.
(b) Get drunk.
(c) Kill himself.
(d) Shoot his son.

4. What would the Midwife exchange a butterfly for?
(a) A baby.
(b) A permanent smile.
(c) A mother.
(d) A permanent laugh.

5. Why doesn't Miss Commonwealth have a boyfriend yet?
(a) She's pregnant.
(b) She's shy.
(c) Her father won't let her.
(d) Her mother won't let her.

6. Where does Miss Conchita Banana say you should never put bananas?
(a) The floor.
(b) The stove.
(c) The oven.
(d) The refrigerator.

7. What is the name of the first song the Senoritas sing in Act 1?
(a) "The Song of the Woman."
(b) "Chico's Song."
(c) "The Beautiful Senoritas Song."
(d) "The Ciruchi Cha Cha."

8. What do the women freeze in the style of after they complete their songs?
(a) A man.
(b) A mime.
(c) A cat.
(d) A doll.

9. Who is Senorita #3 described as?
(a) Isabella Chacon.
(b) Iris Chacon.
(c) Lucy Diaz.
(d) Carmen Miranda.

10. What does the Beauty Queen practice daily?
(a) Her smile.
(b) Her singing.
(c) Her knife throwing.
(d) Her dancing.

11. What are Senoritas "always ready for" according to the song?
(a) Por favor.
(b) Amor.
(c) More.
(d) Velour.

12. What do you need to catch a man, according to Miss Commonwealth?
(a) A smile.
(b) Looks.
(c) Money.
(d) To know the tricks.

13. Who enters singing at the end of the Midwife's speech in Act 1?
(a) The Senoritas.
(b) The Nun.
(c) The Pope.
(d) The Martyrs.

14. What does the Girl make her face up to look like in Act 1?
(a) A beauty queen.
(b) A clown.
(c) A demon.
(d) A butterfly.

15. Who does Miss Commonwealth encounter when she is about to exit?
(a) The Girl.
(b) The Mother.
(c) The Father.
(d) The Daughter.