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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Miss Conchita Banana say her motto is?
(a) "Cook, clean, and sew well."
(b) "An apple a day keeps the doctor away."
(c) "A banana a day keeps the doctor away."
(d) "Keep your man happy."

2. What is the name of the first song the Senoritas sing in Act 1?
(a) "The Beautiful Senoritas Song."
(b) "The Ciruchi Cha Cha."
(c) "Chico's Song."
(d) "The Song of the Woman."

3. Who says, "In Managua, in San Juan, in an Andes mountain town. She'll be put on a pedestal and trampled upon at the same time"?
(a) Midwife.
(b) Mother.
(c) Senorita #1.
(d) Girl.

4. Who enters singing at the end of the Midwife's speech in Act 1?
(a) The Senoritas.
(b) The Nun.
(c) The Martyrs.
(d) The Pope.

5. Why doesn't Miss Commonwealth have a boyfriend yet?
(a) She's shy.
(b) She's pregnant.
(c) Her mother won't let her.
(d) Her father won't let her.

6. Who does the MC say the beauties of the tropical Caribbean will compete against?
(a) The beauties of Asia.
(b) The beauties of North America.
(c) The beauties of Europe.
(d) The beauties of South America.

7. Which contestant is from Mexico?
(a) Miss Mexico City.
(b) Miss Taco Grande.
(c) Miss Chili Tamale.
(d) Miss Chicarita.

8. What event is the male character awaiting in Act 1?
(a) The marriage of his daughter.
(b) The marriage of his son.
(c) His child's birth.
(d) His marriage.

9. Who is Woman 3 previously in the beauty pageant?
(a) Miss Conchita Banana.
(b) Little Miss Havana.
(c) Miss Chili Tamale.
(d) Miss Commonwealth.

10. Who says, "One day I will want to cry"?
(a) Woman 1.
(b) The Girl.
(c) Woman 3.
(d) Miss Commonwealth.

11. Where does Miss Conchita Banana say you should never put bananas?
(a) The refrigerator.
(b) The floor.
(c) The stove.
(d) The oven.

12. What is the Beauty Queen's son's name?
(a) Billy.
(b) Johnny.
(c) Jose.
(d) Ricky.

13. What does the Beauty Queen practice daily?
(a) Her dancing.
(b) Her singing.
(c) Her smile.
(d) Her knife throwing.

14. What does the Midwife say that Don Jose has gone to do?
(a) Shoot his son.
(b) Get drunk.
(c) Shoot his wife.
(d) Kill himself.

15. What does the Girl make her face up to look like in Act 1?
(a) A beauty queen.
(b) A demon.
(c) A clown.
(d) A butterfly.

Short Answer Questions

1. Who does Maria la O say she liked dancing like as a kid?

2. What does the MC ask Miss Conchita Banana?

3. According to the Midwife, what does a woman with a serious face have?

4. Which contestant has the name Lupe Lupita Guadalupe Viva Zapata y Enchilada?

5. Who says, "The girl who had never seen the ocean decided one day to see it"?

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