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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Who arrives as the Midwife speaks to the audience in Act 1?
(a) The Father.
(b) The Mother.
(c) The Son.
(d) The Girl.

2. Where does Miss Conchita Banana say you should never put bananas?
(a) The stove.
(b) The floor.
(c) The refrigerator.
(d) The oven.

3. How much money per week does Maria la O make?
(a) $40.
(b) $30.
(c) $200.
(d) $400.

4. Which is one of the magazines the Beauty Queen mentions her mother reading?
(a) Teen.
(b) Elle.
(c) Vanidades.
(d) Mademoiselle.

5. Who created Miss Conchita Banana?
(a) Dole Fruit Company.
(b) United Fruit Company.
(c) Banana Republic.
(d) Conchita Fruit Company.

6. What does the midwife say is like a "burned-out star wandering through the galaxies"?
(a) A rose.
(b) A frown.
(c) A smile.
(d) A tear.

7. Who says, "The girl who had never seen the ocean decided one day to see it"?
(a) Little Miss Havana.
(b) The Girl.
(c) The MC.
(d) Miss Commonwealth.

8. Who does the MC say is the dream girl of every American male?
(a) Miss Chili Tamale.
(b) Miss Commonwealth.
(c) Little Miss Havana.
(d) Miss Conchita Banana.

9. Which character speaks first in the play?
(a) Don Jose.
(b) Mother.
(c) Don Luis.
(d) Girl.

10. What does the Beauty Queen want to be discovered and become?
(a) A movie star.
(b) A stock broker.
(c) A television star.
(d) A game-show host.

11. What are Little Miss Havana's current assets?
(a) Her money.
(b) Her smile.
(c) 36-28-42.
(d) Her face.

12. In the song the Senoritas sing, what do they have in their souls?
(a) Tambourines.
(b) Maracas.
(c) Love.
(d) Sadness.

13. What event is the male character awaiting in Act 1?
(a) The marriage of his daughter.
(b) The marriage of his son.
(c) His child's birth.
(d) His marriage.

14. How does Woman 2 say her mother and grandmother walked the land?
(a) With broken backs.
(b) With bare feet.
(c) With broken hearts.
(d) With sorrow.

15. Who says, "I have been invented for a photograph"?
(a) Woman 1.
(b) Woman 3.
(c) The Mother.
(d) The MC.

Short Answer Questions

1. What does the Midwife say that Don Jose has gone to do?

2. What song plays for the contestant from Mexico?

3. Who says, "No one knows me. They see me passing by, but they don't know me. They don't see me"?

4. What does Maria la O complain is hurting her?

5. What does Miss Conchita Banana say her motto is?

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