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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Who says, "No one knows me. They see me passing by, but they don't know me. They don't see me"?
(a) Maria la O.
(b) The Girl.
(c) Woman 1.
(d) Woman 3.

2. What does the Beauty Queen practice daily?
(a) Her singing.
(b) Her dancing.
(c) Her smile.
(d) Her knife throwing.

3. What is Maria la O's profession?
(a) Painter.
(b) Nurse.
(c) Dancer.
(d) Pianist.

4. What is Miss Commonwealth's goal in life?
(a) Buy a car.
(b) Find a boyfriend and get married.
(c) Buy a house.
(d) Move to Europe.

5. What would the Midwife exchange a butterfly for?
(a) A permanent laugh.
(b) A permanent smile.
(c) A mother.
(d) A baby.

6. Where is Miss Commonwealth from?
(a) La Isla del Encanto.
(b) Florida.
(c) Cuba.
(d) Mexico.

7. What does Miss Conchita Banana throw into the audience?
(a) Bananas.
(b) Her sash.
(c) Her tiara.
(d) Her boa.

8. Who does the MC introduce as from the sandy beaches of Florida?
(a) Maria la O.
(b) Little Miss Havana.
(c) Miss Tropicana.
(d) Charo.

9. Who is Woman 3 previously in the beauty pageant?
(a) Miss Commonwealth.
(b) Miss Chili Tamale.
(c) Little Miss Havana.
(d) Miss Conchita Banana.

10. What song plays for Little Miss Havana's entrance?
(a) "Cuban Corretega."
(b) "The Cuban Salsa."
(c) "Cuando sali de Cuba."
(d) "Cuando sali de Mexico."

11. Who is Senorita #2 dressed as?
(a) Isabella Charcon.
(b) Charo.
(c) Carmen Miranda.
(d) Iris Chacon.

12. Who does the MC say the beauties of the tropical Caribbean will compete against?
(a) The beauties of Europe.
(b) The beauties of Asia.
(c) The beauties of South America.
(d) The beauties of North America.

13. Which contestant is from Mexico?
(a) Miss Taco Grande.
(b) Miss Mexico City.
(c) Miss Chicarita.
(d) Miss Chili Tamale.

14. What is the Beauty Queen's son's name?
(a) Jose.
(b) Johnny.
(c) Billy.
(d) Ricky.

15. What does the Girl make her face up to look like in Act 1?
(a) A demon.
(b) A beauty queen.
(c) A clown.
(d) A butterfly.

Short Answer Questions

1. Why doesn't Miss Commonwealth have a boyfriend yet?

2. Which character stays after the other Senoritas leave to take more bows?

3. What do the women freeze in the style of after they complete their songs?

4. What is "carried by the winds of emotion," according to the Midwife?

5. What are Little Miss Havana's current assets?

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