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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Act II.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What do the Senoritas wear in the "church" scene?
(a) Mantillas.
(b) Sombreros.
(c) Habits.
(d) Swimsuits.

2. Who does the MC say is the dream girl of every American male?
(a) Miss Commonwealth.
(b) Miss Conchita Banana.
(c) Little Miss Havana.
(d) Miss Chili Tamale.

3. Who does Little Miss Havana say took away everything her family had?
(a) The Russians.
(b) Fidel Castro.
(c) President Carter.
(d) President Kennedy.

4. What does the Beauty Queen practice daily?
(a) Her dancing.
(b) Her singing.
(c) Her knife throwing.
(d) Her smile.

5. Who does Martyr 3 say "never worried about forced sterilization or torture in Argentina or minimum wages"?
(a) Mother Teresa.
(b) Ghandi.
(c) The Virgin Mary.
(d) Mary Magdelene.

Short Answer Questions

1. Who says, "Let your blood erase your sinful thoughts! You may still be saved"?

2. Who says, "I have been invented for a photograph"?

3. What does the Nun carry?

4. What does the MC call Miss Commonwealth?

5. What is the name of the song the Man sings while the Catch Women dance around him?

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