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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Act II.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Who does the woman on the swing leave with?
(a) The Senoritas.
(b) The Chaperone.
(c) The Man.
(d) The Girl.

2. What happened to Woman 1, which she says made her a woman?
(a) She lost her virginity.
(b) She married her husband.
(c) She began menstruating.
(d) She had a child.

3. What does the Wife ask the Husband if she can buy?
(a) A dress.
(b) A vase.
(c) Shoes.
(d) An umbrella.

4. What magazine does the Beauty Queen want to be on the cover of?
(a) Cosmopolitan.
(b) Wall Street Journal.
(c) People.
(d) Time.

5. What does Miss Conchita Banana say her motto is?
(a) "An apple a day keeps the doctor away."
(b) "Keep your man happy."
(c) "Cook, clean, and sew well."
(d) "A banana a day keeps the doctor away."

Short Answer Questions

1. What does the midwife say is like a "burned-out star wandering through the galaxies"?

2. What does the Nun say that a woman must be?

3. What does the Priest say before he exits?

4. What does Maria la O complain is hurting her?

5. Who created Miss Conchita Banana?

(see the answer key)

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