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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Act I.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does the MC point to while saying, "You have everything a man wants"?
(a) Her backside.
(b) Her breasts.
(c) Her face.
(d) Her smile.

2. What does Don Jose throw in Act 1?
(a) His cigar.
(b) His cane.
(c) His shoe.
(d) His hat.

3. Who says, "I have been invented for a photograph"?
(a) The MC.
(b) Woman 3.
(c) Woman 1.
(d) The Mother.

4. Who does Maria la O say she liked dancing like as a kid?
(a) Ginger Rogers.
(b) Margot Fonteyn.
(c) Muriel Ortega.
(d) Fred Astaire.

5. Who is Woman 3 previously in the beauty pageant?
(a) Miss Chili Tamale.
(b) Little Miss Havana.
(c) Miss Conchita Banana.
(d) Miss Commonwealth.

Short Answer Questions

1. Who does the MC introduce as from the sandy beaches of Florida?

2. What does the midwife say is like a "burned-out star wandering through the galaxies"?

3. Which contestant has the name Lupe Lupita Guadalupe Viva Zapata y Enchilada?

4. What does the Midwife say that Don Jose has gone to do?

5. What does Maria la O complain is hurting her?

(see the answer key)

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