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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Act I.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Miss Chili Tamale say her dream is?
(a) To marry a rich Cuban.
(b) To marry a rich American.
(c) To become an actress.
(d) To marry a rich Mexican.

2. Who says, "I have been invented for a photograph"?
(a) Woman 3.
(b) The Mother.
(c) Woman 1.
(d) The MC.

3. What does Miss Commonwealth sing of?
(a) Food stamps.
(b) Cheeseburgers.
(c) Steaks.
(d) Tacos.

4. What is the name of the first song the Senoritas sing in Act 1?
(a) "Chico's Song."
(b) "The Song of the Woman."
(c) "The Beautiful Senoritas Song."
(d) "The Ciruchi Cha Cha."

5. Who enters singing at the end of the Midwife's speech in Act 1?
(a) The Senoritas.
(b) The Pope.
(c) The Nun.
(d) The Martyrs.

Short Answer Questions

1. Which Senorita resembles Maria la O?

2. What does the MC say that Latin women are always ready for?

3. Where was Miss Conchita Banana created, according to the MC?

4. Which contestant has the name Lupe Lupita Guadalupe Viva Zapata y Enchilada?

5. Why doesn't Miss Commonwealth have a boyfriend yet?

(see the answer key)

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