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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Act I.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. How many contests has the Beauty Queen won?
(a) Two.
(b) One.
(c) Thousands.
(d) Hundreds.

2. Who says, "The girl who had never seen the ocean decided one day to see it"?
(a) Miss Commonwealth.
(b) The MC.
(c) The Girl.
(d) Little Miss Havana.

3. What does the MC say that Latin women are always ready for?
(a) Singing.
(b) Amor.
(c) Dancing.
(d) More.

4. How does Woman 2 say her mother and grandmother walked the land?
(a) With bare feet.
(b) With sorrow.
(c) With broken hearts.
(d) With broken backs.

5. Who is Senorita #2 dressed as?
(a) Charo.
(b) Isabella Charcon.
(c) Carmen Miranda.
(d) Iris Chacon.

Short Answer Questions

1. What does the Midwife call to Maria to tell her not to forget to do?

2. What does the MC point to while saying, "You have everything a man wants"?

3. What is Miss Commonwealth's goal in life?

4. Where does Miss Conchita Banana say you should never put bananas?

5. Who does Maria la O say she liked dancing like as a kid?

(see the answer key)

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