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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Act I.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Where does Maria la O go after the Senoritas' song?
(a) A hospital room.
(b) The ocean.
(c) A nursery.
(d) Her dressing room.

2. Who does Little Miss Havana change into during the beauty pageant?
(a) Woman 2.
(b) Woman 1.
(c) Woman 3.
(d) Woman 4.

3. What brothel does Don Jose mention in Act 1?
(a) La Casa de Maria.
(b) La Casa de Tequila.
(c) La Casa de Jose.
(d) La Casa de Luisa.

4. What magazine does the Beauty Queen want to be on the cover of?
(a) Cosmopolitan.
(b) Wall Street Journal.
(c) Time.
(d) People.

5. Which character stays after the other Senoritas leave to take more bows?
(a) Senorita #1.
(b) Maria la O.
(c) Charo.
(d) Senorita #3.

Short Answer Questions

1. Which contestant has the name Lupe Lupita Guadalupe Viva Zapata y Enchilada?

2. What does the Beauty Queen say that she does every day?

3. What are Senoritas "always ready for" according to the song?

4. Where does Miss Conchita Banana say you should never put bananas?

5. What thrusts itself into the eyes of the girl who goes to see the ocean?

(see the answer key)

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