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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Duck Variations, 1st - 9th Variations.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What trick does Bernie think the pornographic movie is using to prolong the action?
(a) He thinks it is a computer generated image.
(b) He thinks they change the camera angles.
(c) He thinks they change actors.
(d) He thinks they study karma sutra.

2. What is one reason Bernie is upset about the amendment?
(a) He feels the amendment is unconstitutional.
(b) He feels no one has ever written a special amendment for him.
(c) He feels the amendment is unnecessary, as he has the greatest respect for women.
(d) He feels the amendment is sloppy and poorly worded.

3. At their apartment, what does Joan reveal was a problem with her last boyfriend?
(a) Cheating.
(b) Distance.
(c) Wet towels on the floor in the bathroom.
(d) Premature ejaculation.

4. What story does Joan read to her class?
(a) The story of Beauty and the Beast.
(b) The story of the three little pigs.
(c) The story of Alice in Wonderland.
(d) The story of the wife who was a beautiful woman half the time, and a hag the other half.

5. In what year does the play take place?
(a) 1999.
(b) 1985.
(c) 1976.
(d) 2001.

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Danny think the incident may have done to Bernie?

2. What part of the atmosphere has George been reading about?

3. Why does Bernie leave the girl?

4. Where did Bernie and the girl meet?

5. What does she plan to do with the children?

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