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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Duck Variations, 1st - 9th Variations.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Do Joan and Danny get along?
(a) Sometimes, they have an on-again-off-again friendship.
(b) No, they despise each other.
(c) Yes, outwardly, but secretly they hate each other.
(d) Yes, they are best friends.

2. Where do Bernie and Danny go, presumably to make Danny feel better about his relationship?
(a) To a pornographic movie theater.
(b) To the theatre.
(c) To a man-to-man dinner.
(d) To a strip club.

3. While debating the importance of a zoo, George asks whether children should stay home and only know what about animals?
(a) Guppies eating their young.
(b) Television programs.
(c) Scratching dogs' bellies.
(d) Chicken dinners.

4. Who is watching the TV program at 3 AM?
(a) Danny.
(b) Deborah.
(c) Joan.
(d) Bernie.

5. What does Deborah claim to be when Danny tries to pick her up?
(a) A Lesbian.
(b) A deaf woman.
(c) A man.
(d) A leper.

Short Answer Questions

1. What does the girl pull out from under her bed?

2. How does George describe ducks' migration?

3. Who is Bernie telling his dog story to?

4. How does Danny feel after telling Deborah he loves her?

5. What king would reroute locomotives through his women's bedrooms?

(see the answer key)

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