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This test consists of 5 multiple choice questions, 5 short answer questions, and 10 short essay questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What is the minimum number of Ellen's entourage?
(a) 25.
(b) 20.
(c) 10.
(d) 15.

2. What does Ellen say she always does just after tripping?
(a) Lay there.
(b) Look around to see who saw.
(c) Laugh.
(d) Check for broken bones.

3. Where does Ellen imagine playing frisbee?
(a) Her yard.
(b) A field.
(c) The beach.
(d) A park.

4. What did Ellen not like about her hospital gown?
(a) It opened in the back.
(b) It had bloood stains.
(c) It was pink.
(d) It made her look fat.

5. What was Ellen asked to explain to an alien on her advice column?
(a) Swimming pools.
(b) Sushi.
(c) Chewing gum.
(d) Baby diapers.

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Ellen imagine picking up instead of a frisbee?

2. What sign does Ellen say is not applicable to celebrities?

3. How does Ellen suggest one avoid having friends gossip?

4. What habit does Ellen call idiotic?

5. What does Ellen talk about in Chapter 18?

Short Essay Questions

1. How does Ellen think cosmetic companies should test their products?

2. What show did some of Ellen's friends think she could be on with her talent?

3. How is the conversation form set up by Ellen?

4. What does Ellen say about taxidermy?

5. How does Ellen say a girl could keep her friends from gossiping about her?

6. What doss Ellen say about taking gum out of one's mouth?

7. Why did the nurses at the ER laugh at Ellen?

8. What are some of the things Ellen says people can do to pass the time on an elevator?

9. How does Ellen say she would run the Academy Awards?

10. Why is Chapter 14 left blank?

(see the answer keys)

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