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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Act I.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Who says, "I have been invented for a photograph"?
(a) The Mother.
(b) The MC.
(c) Woman 1.
(d) Woman 3.

2. Who enters while Don Jose is pacing in Act 1?
(a) The Mother.
(b) The Midwife.
(c) The Daughter.
(d) The Son.

3. What does the Midwife talk about in her stomach?
(a) A sorrow.
(b) A hunger.
(c) A butterfly.
(d) A baby.

4. Who enters singing at the end of the Midwife's speech in Act 1?
(a) The Pope.
(b) The Nun.
(c) The Martyrs.
(d) The Senoritas.

5. Why doesn't Miss Commonwealth have a boyfriend yet?
(a) Her mother won't let her.
(b) She's pregnant.
(c) She's shy.
(d) Her father won't let her.

Short Answer Questions

1. Who does the MC say is the dream girl of every American male?

2. What does the MC ask Miss Conchita Banana?

3. What does the midwife say is like a "burned-out star wandering through the galaxies"?

4. What does the MC call Miss Commonwealth?

5. Which is one of the magazines the Beauty Queen mentions her mother reading?

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