Toaster's Handbook eBook

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PREFACE1
ON THE POSSESSION OF A SENSE OF HUMOR1
TOASTERS, TOASTMASTERS AND TOASTS7
TOASTER’S HANDBOOK11
ABOLITION11
ABSENT-MINDEDNESS11
ACCIDENTS11
ACTING12
ACTORS AND ACTRESSES13
ADAPTATION15
ADDRESSES15
ADVERTISING15
ADVICE17
AERONAUTICS17
AEROPLANES17
AFTER DINNER SPEECHES17
AGE19
AGENTS20
AGRICULTURE20
ALARM CLOCKS21
ALERTNESS21
ALIBI21
ALIMONY21
ALLOWANCES21
ALTERNATIVES21
ALTRUISM21
AMBITION22
AMERICAN GIRL22
AMUSEMENTS23
ANATOMY23
ANCESTRY23
ANGER24
ANNIVERSARIES24
ANTIDOTES25
APPEARANCES25
APPLAUSE25
ARBITRATION INTERNATIONAL25
ARITHMETIC25
ARMIES26
ARMY RATIONS27
ART27
ARTISTS28
ATHLETES28
ATTENTION28
AUTHORS29
AUTOMOBILES31
AUTOMOBILING32
AVIATION33
AVIATORS33
BABIES33
BACCALAUREATE SERMONS33
BACTERIA34
BADGES34
BAGGAGE34
BALDNESS35
BANKS AND BANKING36
BAPTISM36
BAPTISTS36
BARGAINS37
BASEBALL37
BATHS AND BATHING37
BAZARS38
BEARDS38
BEAUTY, PERSONAL39
BEDS40
BEER40
BEETLES41
BETTING41
BIBLE INTERPRETATION42
BIGAMY42
BIRTHDAYS43
BLUFFING43
BLUNDERS43
BOASTING44
BONANZAS45
BOOKKEEPING45
BOOKS AND READING45
BOOKSELLERS AND BOOKSELLING46
BOOKWORMS46
BOOMERANGS46
BORES46
BORROWERS46
BOSSES47
BOSTON47
BOXING48
BOYS48
BREAKFAST FOODS49
BREATH49
BREVITY49
BRIBERY49
BRIDES50
BRIDGE WHIST50
BROOKLYN50
BRYAN, WILLIAM JENNINGS50
BUILDINGS50
BURGLARS50
BUSINESS50
BUSINESS ENTERPRISE51
BUSINESS ETHICS52
BUSINESS WOMEN52
CAMPAIGNS52
CAMPING52
CANDIDATES52
CANNING AND PRESERVING54
CAREFULNESS54
CARPENTERS54
CARVING54
CASTE54
CATS55
CAUTION56
CHAMPAGNE56
CHARACTER56
CHARITY57
CHICAGO58
CHICKEN STEALING58
CHILD LABOR59
CHILDREN59
CHOICES60
CHOIRS60
CHRISTIAN SCIENTISTS60
CHRISTIANS60
CHRISTMAS GIFTS61
CHRONOLOGY61
CHURCH ATTENDANCE61
CHURCH DISCIPLINE62
CIRCUS62
CIVILIZATION62
CLEANLINESS63
CLERGY63
CLIMATE66
CLOTHING66
CLUBS67
COAL DEALERS67
COEDUCATION68
COFFEE68
COINS68
COLLECTING OF ACCOUNTS68
COLLECTORS AND COLLECTING68
COLLEGE GRADUATES69
COLLEGE STUDENTS69
COLLEGES AND UNIVERSITIES71
COMMON SENSE71
COMMUTERS71
COMPARISONS72
COMPENSATION73
COMPETITION73
COMPLIMENTS73
COMPOSERS74
COMPROMISES74
CONFESSIONS74
CONGRESS74
CONGRESSMEN74
CONSCIENCE75
CONSEQUENCES76
CONSIDERATION76
CONSTANCY76
CONTRIBUTION BOX76
CONUNDRUMS77
CONVERSATION78
COOKERY78
COOKS79
CORNETS79
CORNS79
CORPULENCE79
COSMOPOLITANISM80
COST OF LIVING80
COUNTRY LIFE80
COURAGE80
COURTESY81
COURTS82
COURTSHIP82
COWARDS84
COWS84
CRITICISM85
CRUELTY85
CUCUMBERS85
CULTURE85
CURFEW85
CURIOSITY85
CYCLONES86
DACHSHUNDS86
DAMAGES86
DANCING87
DEAD BEATS87
DEBTS87
DEER88
DEMOCRACY88
DEMOCRATIC PARTY88
DENTISTRY88
DENTISTS88
DESCRIPTION88
DESIGN, DECORATIVE88
DESTINATION88
DETAILS89
DETECTIVES89
DETERMINATION89
DIAGNOSIS90
DIET90
DILEMMAS90
DINING91
DIPLOMACY91
DISCIPLINE92
DISCOUNTS92
DISCRETION92
DISPOSITION93
DISTANCES93
DIVORCE93
DOGS93
DOMESTIC FINANCE94
DOMESTIC RELATIONS95
DRAMA95
DRAMATIC CRITICISM95
DRAMATISTS96
DRESSMAKERS96
DRINKING96
DROUGHTS98
DRUNKARDS98
DYSPEPSIA100
ECHOES100
ECONOMY100
EDITORS101
EDUCATION101
EFFICIENCY102
EGOTISM102
ELECTIONS103
ELECTRICITY103
EMBARRASSING SITUATIONS104
EMPLOYERS AND EMPLOYEES104
ENEMIES106
ENGLAND106
ENGLISH LANGUAGE106
ENGLISHMEN107
ENTHUSIASM107
EPITAPHS107
EPITHETS109
EQUALITY109
ERMINE109
ETHICS109
EUROPEAN WAR110
EVIDENCE111
EXAMINATIONS111
EXCUSES114
EXPOSURE116
EXTORTION116
EXTRAVAGANCE116
FAILURES117
FAITH117
FAITHFULNESS117
FAME118
FAMILIES118
FAREWELLS118
FASHION119
FATE119
FAULTS119
FEET119
FIGHTING119
FINANCE121
FINGER-BOWLS122
FIRE DEPARTMENTS122
FIRE ESCAPES122
FIRES122
FIRST AID IN ILLNESS AND INJURY122
FISH123
FISHERMEN123
FISHING124
FLATS124
FLATTERY125
FLIES125
FLIRTATION125
FLOWERS126
FOOD126
FOOTBALL126
FORDS127
FORECASTING127
FORESIGHT127
FORGETFULNESS127
FORTUNE HUNTERS127
FOUNTAIN PENS128
FOURTH OF JULY128
FREAKS129
FREE THOUGHT129
FRENCH LANGUAGE129
FRESHMEN129
FRIENDS129
FRIENDS, SOCIETY OF129
FRIENDSHIP129
FUN130
FUNERALS130
FUTURE LIFE130
GARDENING132
GAS STOVES132
GENEROSITY132
GENTLEMEN133
GERMANS133
GHOSTS133
GIFTS134
GLUTTONY134
GOLF135
GOOD FELLOWSHIP136
GOSSIP136
GOVERNMENT OWNERSHIP137
GOVERNORS137
GRAFT137
GRATITUDE138
GREAT BRITAIN138
GRIEF139
GUARANTEES139
GUESTS139
HABIT139
HADES140
HAPPINESS140
HARNESSING140
HARVARD UNIVERSITY140
HASH141
HASTE141
HEALTH RESORTS141
HEARING141
HEAVEN141
HEIRLOOMS142
HELL142
HEREDITY142
HEROES142
142
HINTING142
HOME143
HOMELINESS143
HOMESTEADS143
HONESTY143
HONOR144
HOPE144
HORSES144
HOSPITALITY145
HOSTS146
HUNGER146
HUNTING146
HURRY146
HUSBANDS146
HYBRIDIZATION148
HYPERBOLE149
HYPOCRISY149
IDEALS149
ILLUSIONS AND HALLUCINATIONS149
IMAGINATION150
IMITATION150
INFANTS150
INQUISITIVENESS150
INSANITY150
INSPIRATIONS150
INSTALMENT PLAN150
INSTRUCTIONS150
INSURANCE, LIFE151
INSURANCE BLANKS151
INSURGENTS151
INTERVIEWS151
INVITATIONS151
IRISH BULLS152
IRISHMEN154
IRREVERENCE154
JEWELS154
JOKES155
JOURNALISM156
JUDGES157
JUDGMENT158
JURY158
JUSTICE158
JUVENILE DELINQUENCY158
KENTUCKY158
KINDNESS158
KINGS AND RULERS159
KISSES160
KNOWLEDGE160
KULTUR161
LABOR AND LABORING CLASSES161
LADIES161
LANDLORDS161
LANGUAGES161
LAUGHTER161
LAW161
LAWYERS161
LAZINESS163
LEAP YEAR165
LEGISLATORS165
LIARS165
LIBERTY167
LIBRARIANS167
LIFE167
LISPING168
LOST AND FOUND168
LOVE168
LOYALTY169
LUCK169
MAINE170
MAKING GOOD170
MALARIA170
MARKS(WO)MANSHIP170
MARRIAGE170
MARRIAGE FEES174
MATHEMATICS174
MATRIMONY174
MEASURING INSTRUMENTS174
MEDICAL INSPECTION OF SCHOOLS175
MEDICINE175
MEEKNESS175
MEMORIALS175
MEMORY176
MEN176
MESSAGES177
METAPHOR177
MICE177
MIDDLE CLASSES178
MILITANTS178
MILITARY DISCIPLINE178
MILLINERS178
MILLIONAIRES178
MINORITIES179
MISERS179
MISSIONARIES179
MISSIONS179
MISTAKEN IDENTITY179
MOLLYCODDLES180
MONEY180
MORAL EDUCATION181
MOSQUITOES181
MOTHERS181
MOTHERS-IN-LAW183
MOTORCYCLES183
MOUNTAINS183
MOVING PICTURES184
MUCK-RAKING184
MULES184
MUNICIPAL GOVERNMENT184
MUSEUMS184
MUSIC184
MUSICIANS185
NAMES, PERSONAL186
NATIVES188
NATURE LOVERS188
NAVIGATION188
NEATNESS188
NEGROES188
NEIGHBORS190
NEW JERSEY190
NEW YORK CITY190
NEWS191
NEWSPAPERS191
OBESITY193
OBITUARIES193
OBSERVATION193
OCCUPATIONS193
OCEAN194
OFFICE BOYS194
OFFICE-SEEKERS194
OLD AGE195
OLD MASTERS195
ONIONS195
OPERA195
OPPORTUNITY195
OPTIMISM195
ORATORS196
OUTDOOR LIFE197
PAINTING197
PAINTINGS197
PANICS197
PARENTS198
PARROTS199
PARTNERSHIP199
PASSWORDS199
PATIENCE199
PATRIOTISM200
PENSIONS201
PESSIMISM201
PHILADELPHIA202
PHILANTHROPISTS202
PHILOSOPHY202
PHYSICIANS AND SURGEONS202
PICKPOCKETS204
PINS204
PITTSBURG204
PLAY204
PLEASURE204
POETRY205
POETS205
POLICE205
POLITENESS206
POLITICAL PARTIES206
POLITICIANS206
POLITICS207
POVERTY208
PRAISE209
PRAYER MEETINGS209
PRAYERS209
PREACHING210
PRESCRIPTIONS212
PRESENCE OF MIND212
PRINTERS213
PRISONS213
PRODIGALS213
PROFANITY213
PROHIBITION215
PROMOTING215
PROMOTION216
PROMPTNESS216
PRONUNCIATION216
PROPORTION216
PROPOSALS216
PROPRIETY218
PROTESTANT EPISCOPAL CHURCH218
PROTESTANTS218
PROVIDENCE219
PROVINCIALISM219
PUBLIC SERVICE CORPORATIONS220
PUBLIC SPEAKERS220
PUNISHMENT221
PUNS223
QUARRELS224
QUESTIONS224
QUOTATIONS225
RACE PREJUDICES226
RACE PRIDE226
RACE SUICIDE226
RACES226
RAILROADS227
RAPID TRANSIT229
READING229
REAL ESTATE AGENTS229
REALISM229
RECALL230
RECOMMENDATIONS230
RECONCILIATIONS231
REFORMERS231
REGRETS231
REHEARSALS232
RELATIVES232
RELIGIONS232
REMEDIES233
REMINDERS233
REPARTEE233
REPORTING236
REPUBLICAN PARTY236
REPUTATION237
RESEMBLANCES237
RESIGNATION237
RESPECTABILITY237
REST CURE237
RETALIATION238
REVOLUTIONS238
REWARDS238
ROADS239
ROASTS239
ROOSEVELT, THEODORE239
SALARIES239
SALESMEN AND SALESMANSHIP240
SALOONS241
SALVATION241
SAVING241
SCANDAL242
SCHOLARSHIP242
SCHOOLS243
SCIENTIFIC MANAGEMENT243
SCOTCH, THE243
SEASICKNESS244
SEASONS244
SENSE OF HUMOR245
SENTRIES245
SERMONS245
SERVANTS245
SHOPPING247
SHYNESS247
SIGNS247
SILENCE248
SIN248
SINGERS248
SKATING249
SKY-SCRAPERS249
SLEEP249
SMILES250
SNEEZING250
SNOBBERY251
SNORING251
SOCIALISTS251
SOCIETY251
SOLECISMS251
SONS252
SOUVENIRS252
SPECULATION252
SPEED252
SPINSTERS252
SPITE253
SPRING254
STATESMEN254
STATISTICS254
STEAK254
STEAM254
STEAMSHIPS AND STEAMBOATS254
STENOGRAPHERS255
STOCK BROKERS255
SUBWAYS256
SUCCESS257
SUFFRAGETTES257
257
SUICIDE258
SUMMER RESORTS258
SUNDAY258
SUNDAY SCHOOLS259
SUPERSTITION259
SURPRISE259
SWIMMERS259
SYMPATHY259
SYNONYMS260
TABLE MANNERS260
TACT260
TAFT, WILLIAM HOWARD260
TALENT261
TALKERS261
TARDINESS262
TARIFF263
TASTE263
TEACHERS263
TEARS264
TEETH264
TELEPHONE264
TEMPER265
TEMPERANCE266
TEXAS266
TEXTS267
THEATER267
THIEVES268
THIN PEOPLE269
TIDES271
TIME271
TIPS273
TITLES OF HONOR AND NOBILITY274
TOASTS274
TOBACCO274
TOURISTS274
TRADE UNIONS274
TRAMPS275
TRANSMUTATION275
TRAVELERS275
TREASON276
TREES276
TRIGONOMETRY276
TROUBLE277
TRUSTS277
TRUTH277
TURKEYS278
TUTORS278
UMBRELLAS278
VALUE279
VANITY279
VERSATILITY279
VOICE279
WAGES280
WAITERS280
WAR280
WARNINGS281
WASHINGTON, GEORGE281
WASPS281
WASTE281
WEALTH282
WEATHER282
WEDDING ANNIVERSARIES283
WEDDING PRESENTS283
WEDDINGS284
WEIGHTS AND MEASURES285
WELCOMES285
WEST, THE285
WHISKY285
WHISKY BREATH286
WIDOWS286
WIND286
WINDFALLS286
WINE286
WISHES287
WITNESSES287
WIVES288
WOMAN291
WOMAN SUFFRAGE292
WOMEN’S CLUBS293
WORDS293
WORK293
WORMS294
YALE UNIVERSITY294
YONKERS294
ZONES295
INDEX295
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