Chapter 33 Summary

"Put on Your Sailin' Shoes"

Chaos ensues as Archie, Bucky, Ix-Nay and Captain Kirk barrel in to rescue Tully; they're armed with assault rifles. They knew where to find Tully, because, when Tully got Archie's voicemail and was shocked by Wilton, Wilton never hung up the phone and the entire incident was recorded on voicemail.

Tully contemplates going back to Wyoming and turning himself in because he's tired of running, but he won't turn himself into Thelma. Archie tells him prison isn't the place he wants to go. Instead, he should continue with the plan to stay out of the country until the statute of limitations runs out.

They duct tape Waldo and Wilton to the seats in the plane and Archie instructs the pilots to fly them north; he doesn't care where, just as long as they're at least 500 miles away from...