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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through I Pledge Allegiance to the Bag.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Ironically, the food at the restaurant is described as
(a) American Gothic.
(b) Dada-esque.
(c) Home cooking.
(d) Traditional American.

2. One glaring difference Sedaris notices between watching movies in the U.S and watching them in Paris is
(a) No one needs subtitles in Paris.
(b) No one knows who he is in Paris.
(c) No one talks during the movies in Paris.
(d) No one eats during the movies in Paris.

3. Sedaris discovers that most of the boys in speech therapy are
(a) Unable to pronounce consonants correctly.
(b) Unlike himself.
(c) Popular and smart.
(d) Unpopular and uninterested in sports.

4. Sedaris is not bothered by the possible ingredients in a hot dog because
(a) He is used to exotic foods.
(b) He recognizes the hot dog as food.
(c) He does not believe the rumors about them.
(d) He only eats vegetarian hot dogs.

5. During their last meeting together, Sedaris learns that Miss Sampson
(a) Is aware of his homosexuality.
(b) Has quit her job because she feels like a failure.
(c) Is leaving to work at another school.
(d) Has been fired because she could not help the students.

Short Answer Questions

1. Sedaris describes his guitar teacher as

2. Even without the language barrier, Sedaris doubts people can communicate clearly about

3. Sedaris and his father seem to

4. What prompts Lou Sedaris to enroll his children in music lessons?

5. Where music is concerned, Sedaris' father could be described as a

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