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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through I Pledge Allegiance to the Bag.
Multiple Choice Questions
1. Before leaving for The Plaza, Sedaris warns Bonnie that
(a) She will probably be overcharged by her cab driver.
(b) She might want to go someplace less formal.
(c) She will get mugged if she dresses too formally.
(d) She might want to put on more formal clothing.
2. What finally convinces Sedaris that the computer might be interesting or enjoyable?
(a) His father tells him how the Internet can connect the world.
(b) Amy shows him how to use the word processor.
(c) His father convinces him that he can work much faster on a computer.
(d) Amy shows him Internet pornography.
3. Sedaris is surprised to learn that in France,
(a) Christmas is celebrated in January.
(b) Halloween is a purely religious holiday.
(c) Thanksgiving Day revolves around a pumpkin.
(d) Easter chocolate is delivered by a giant bell.
4. Sedaris attempts to hide his lisp by
(a) Mispronouncing all his words.
(b) Practicing his s-words at home.
(c) Learning as many s-free words as possible.
(d) Refusing to speak during therapy.
5. At the start of the essay, Sedaris explains how he met
(a) Amy.
(b) Bonnie.
(c) Hugh.
(d) Alisha.
Short Answer Questions
1. Why is Sedaris offered a job teaching a writing workshop?
2. Sedaris questions
3. Sedaris' mother connects most closely with
4. Sedaris compares the typewriter's antiquity to
5. One reason Sedaris resists the computer is
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