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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Big Boy.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Why are the fishermen interested in Lou Sedaris' equation?
(a) They are interested in the number of grains of sand per acre.
(b) They want to know why he is drawing in the sand.
(c) They want to know how much their property would have been worth today.
(d) They want to know if he is interested in buying property.

2. In the bathroom, the major problem Sedaris faces is
(a) His proximity to the dinner party outside the window.
(b) His fears about other people's germs.
(c) A broken sink.
(d) An unflushed toilet.

3. The irony of the fisherman's position is that
(a) They can no longer afford to live by the beach.
(b) They are not even trying to be tan.
(c) They can understand Lou Sedaris' scientific equations.
(d) They can no longer fish in the ocean.

4. The scientific term Sedaris fears his father will use is
(a) Googolplex.
(b) Bazillion.
(c) Aquatics.
(d) Pi.

5. Sedaris' interest in science extended only to
(a) Freezing animals and fixing his record player.
(b) Fixing his record player and exploring marine life.
(c) Performing surgery on his pets.
(d) Getting his pets drunk and thawing them out again.

Short Answer Questions

1. Sedaris questions

2. Sedaris confesses his desire to perform what songs before an audience?

3. Sedaris suggests his brother is radically different from his other siblings because

4. In the end, Sedaris decides

5. Sedaris compares his father's most recent dog, Sophie, to

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