2. What did the man in Chapter 16 claim was the biggest irony of all during his theory testing?
(a) That several of the taxi drivers warned him that New York was full of crooks and to be careful.
(b) That the taxi drivers in Boston warned him about bad taxi drivers in New York City.
(c) That the taxi drivers in Los Angeles were concerned about his being scammed.
(d) That Chicago was full of beggars who really had a lot of money to begin with.

3. What color of Mercedes does Fulghum claim feels like him?
(a) Onyx black.
(b) Dark blue.
(c) Crisp white.
(d) Silver gray.

4. In Chapter 27, Fulghum speaks of a grumpy-looking man who has come down with a full-blown case of what?
(a) Grump-itis.
(b) The grumps.
(c) Scrooge-itis.
(d) Leave-me-the-hell-alone-itis.

5. At the end of Chapter 37, Fulghum says that it's never too late to do what?
(a) Dream.
(b) Imagine.
(c) Think.
(d) Fly.

6. Fulghum remembers eating chocolate cookies and drinking sweet milk. What does he say they drank the milk out of?
(a) A big mug.
(b) Tin cups.
(c) Mason jars.
(d) The carton.

7. When Fulghum buys a cuckoo clock he missed reading that it was made where?
(a) Egypt.
(b) South Korea.
(c) Germany.
(d) Columbia.

8. What color of BMW motorcycle does Fulghum claim feels like him?
(a) White.
(b) Gray.
(c) Silver.
(d) Black.

9. When Fulghum is talking about the stuff that is found in our homes, what kind of chunks does he say are found in the stuff?
(a) Pet hair chunks.
(b) Bug chunks.
(c) People chunks.
(d) Food chunks.

10. What is the name of the deaf boy who asks to rake Fulghum's yard?
(a) Donnie.
(b) Danny.
(c) Derek.
(d) Desmond.

11. Fulghum explains that his real estate agent means a shack with a view when he says what word?
(a) Simple.
(b) Cute.
(c) Charm.
(d) Cozy.

12. Fulghum talks about a balloon that came from the gardens of Versailles carrying three things. What were those three things?
(a) A chicken, a goat, and a goose.
(b) A sheep, a rooster, and a duck.
(c) A dog, a calf, and a rat.
(d) A cat, a duck, and a hamster.

13. In Chapter 16, what is the name of the man who tested the theory that you can't trust anyone?
(a) Brandon Simpson.
(b) Billy Swamp.
(c) Sam Benson.
(d) Steven Brill.

14. In Chapter 34, Fulghum claims that the majority of stuff comes from two sources. What are these sources he is speaking of?
(a) People and animals.
(b) Animals and bugs.
(c) People and meteorites.
(d) Plants and animals.

15. Fulghum has a hero named Larry Walters. What does Larry Walters do for a living?
(a) He's a truck driver.
(b) He's a car salesman.
(c) He's a lawyer.
(d) He's a grocery manager.