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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapters 5-8.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Fulghum tells the reader that he visited San Saba to court a lady, but even after he and the lady were over he still went there for what reason?
(a) To buy beer.
(b) To find peace and quiet.
(c) To work at a local store.
(d) To eat a good home cooked meal.

2. When Fulghum is talking about yelling at objects, he claims that even doing this doesn't help.
(a) Punching.
(b) Hugging.
(c) Kicking.
(d) Ignoring.

3. Charles Boyer sat by his wife's bedside to provide her with hope and cheer day and night for how long?
(a) Ten months.
(b) Fifty days.
(c) Six months.
(d) Two weeks.

4. Where does Fulghum claim wisdom is found?
(a) On the top of the graduate school mountain.
(b) In the kindergarten classroom.
(c) In the sand pile at Sunday school.
(d) At the dinner table at home.

5. When Fulghum is at the laundromat, he hears a college kid explain to a friend how to get something off a suede jacket. What does the kid talk about getting off of a suede jacket?
(a) Wine.
(b) Blood.
(c) Beer.
(d) Puke.

Short Answer Questions

1. When the military units who have entered Angola encounter the Russian soldiers, how many Russian soldiers were killed?

2. When Fulghum talks about waiting for a repair man in Chapter 2, how long does Fulghum claim you would have to stay home for?

3. Fulghum thinks it would be a better world if we all had cookies and milk at what time?

4. On August 24, where are the military units from that enter Angola in an offensive against the black nationalist guerrillas?

5. What does Fulghum claim the spider is thinking about having for breakfast?

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