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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapters 16-26.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. When Fulghum tells of dancing after the goat roping rodeo, he talks of dancing and hoping to God that you don't do what?
(a) Dance too awkwardly.
(b) Kiss the wrong girl.
(c) Throw up.
(d) Fall over.

2. Where does Fulghum claim wisdom is found?
(a) In the sand pile at Sunday school.
(b) On the top of the graduate school mountain.
(c) In the kindergarten classroom.
(d) At the dinner table at home.

3. In Chapter 13, Fulghum says that if you want to experience an interesting party sometime, you should combine crayons with what?
(a) Cocktails.
(b) Cigars.
(c) Markers.
(d) Stencils.

4. Fulghum says that he's been know to shake his fist and yell at what?
(a) His car.
(b) His dog.
(c) Bad drivers.
(d) The sky.

5. What does Fulghum claim his next-door neighbor yelled at for most of an afternoon?
(a) A stepladder.
(b) His rain gutters.
(c) His horse.
(d) His garden hose.

Short Answer Questions

1. Fulghum tells the reader that he visited San Saba to court a lady, but even after he and the lady were over he still went there for what reason?

2. In Chapter 13, Fulghum talks about his godchild having a crayon in one hand and what in the other?

3. While the soldiers and priests in San Saba waited for the Indians to show up, how did they bide their time?

4. When Fulghum talks about folding the laundry, where does he state he takes the laundry to fold it?

5. When Fulghum tells of taking a walk after eating at the Alamo Cafe, he walks along the edge of the river and says all he can hear is crickets and what else?

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