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This test consists of 5 multiple choice questions, 5 short answer questions, and 10 short essay questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Who was the first to say 'do unto others...?'
(a) Confucius.
(b) Moses.
(c) Alexander the Great.
(d) Jesus Christ.

2. According to tabloids, how long have alien anthropologists been studying the human race?
(a) Ten minutes.
(b) Ten centuries.
(c) Ten years.
(d) Ten generations.

3. By what ratio do guessers outnumber non-guessers?
(a) Five to one.
(b) Ten to one.
(c) Six to one.
(d) Two to one.

4. What was the 'sappy woman' about to have?
(a) A fit.
(b) A baby.
(c) Surgery.
(d) A party.

5. What burns at 451 degrees Fahrenheit?
(a) Paper.
(b) Hair.
(c) Wood.
(d) Plastic.

Short Answer Questions

1. What did Kurt used to be the owner and manager of?

2. What did humanists used to be referred to as?

3. When did Abbie Hoffman die?

4. What does the Bible say is a good thing to do?

5. What do humanists not believe in?

Short Essay Questions

1. Who is Kurt's hero?

2. What is Kurt's theory about time?

3. What advice does Kurt give the woman hoping to have a baby?

4. How does Kurt feel about the Bush administration and the way it gained power?

5. How does Kurt feel about Jesus?

6. What is Kurt's theory about the relationship between the moon and planet Earth?

7. What is the main theme in Mark Twain's "The Mysterious Stranger?" Do you agree?

8. Who is Gil Berman?

9. What does Kurt say about the war with Mexico?

10. What does Kurt say about guessing?

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