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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What is the working title of Kurt's book?
(a) What Were We Thinking?
(b) If God Were Alive Today.
(c) Who Is This God Person Anyway?
(d) More of God's Greatest Mistakes.

2. Who have landed in New York City?
(a) Russians.
(b) Martians.
(c) Venutians.
(d) Illegal aliens.

3. What does the Bible say is a good thing to do?
(a) Be wrathful to one's enemies.
(b) Read the Bible often.
(c) Beggar thy neighbor.
(d) Honor one's ancestors.

4. How old is Kurt's daughter, Lily?
(a) 23.
(b) 22.
(c) 21.
(d) 24.

5. How much younger is Gil than Kurt?
(a) 5 years.
(b) 12 years.
(c) 36 years.
(d) 51 years.

6. What type of people want to become President?
(a) Normal people.
(b) Corrupt businessmen.
(c) Go-getters.
(d) Nut cases.

7. What was the 'sappy woman' about to have?
(a) Surgery.
(b) A baby.
(c) A fit.
(d) A party.

8. When did Abbie Hoffman die?
(a) 1973.
(b) 1989.
(c) 1996.
(d) 2001.

9. What burns at 451 degrees Fahrenheit?
(a) Hair.
(b) Wood.
(c) Paper.
(d) Plastic.

10. What is a lot less friendly to Kurt now that he is 82?
(a) Gravity.
(b) Pain.
(c) Sunlight.
(d) Radiation.

11. What did Kurt used to be the owner and manager of?
(a) An electronics store.
(b) A restaurant.
(c) A gas station.
(d) A automobile dealership.

12. What did Kurt feel like doing to his Uncle Dan?
(a) Kicking him in the shins.
(b) Thanking him.
(c) Nothing.
(d) Killing him.

13. What would Ivan the Terrible nail to your head if you disagreed with him?
(a) A wreathe of poison ivy.
(b) Your hands.
(c) Your hat.
(d) Your own death warrant.

14. What type of engine did the Saab cars have in Kurt's day?
(a) Two-stroke.
(b) Steam.
(c) Electric.
(d) Four-stroke.

15. How long ago did Kurt's business fail?
(a) 42 years ago.
(b) 26 years ago.
(c) 33 years ago.
(d) 11 years ago.

Short Answer Questions

1. When is Kurt's birthday?

2. What is the only proof Kurt needs for the existence of God?

3. What does each short chapter in "Cat's Cradle" represent?

4. When was The Mask of Sanity published?

5. What do vocal Christians demand be posted in public buildings?

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