3. According to tabloids, how long have alien anthropologists been studying the human race?
(a) Ten generations.
(b) Ten years.
(c) Ten minutes.
(d) Ten centuries.

4. By what ratio do guessers outnumber non-guessers?
(a) Five to one.
(b) Two to one.
(c) Ten to one.
(d) Six to one.

5. What did the New York Times guarantee were in Iraq?
(a) Terrorists.
(b) American POWs.
(c) Weapons of mass destruction.
(d) Oil wells.

6. Who have landed in New York City?
(a) Venutians.
(b) Martians.
(c) Illegal aliens.
(d) Russians.

7. When did Mark Twain write "The Mysterious Stranger?"
(a) 1878.
(b) 1898.
(c) 1888.
(d) 1868.

8. What could a Saab drag at a stoplight?
(a) A VW.
(b) A Ford.
(c) An Audi.
(d) A Chevy.

9. What makes life worth living for Kurt, other than music?
(a) Sex.
(b) Nature.
(c) The Bible.
(d) Saints.

10. What do humanists not believe in?
(a) The afterlife.
(b) Mercy.
(c) Community.
(d) Jesus.

11. What does PP stand for?
(a) Psychopathic Personality.
(b) Perceptive Personality.
(c) Pathological Personality.
(d) Poisonous Personality.

12. Who is Joel Bleifuss?
(a) Kurt's psychiatrist.
(b) Kurt's publisher.
(c) Kurt's typesetter.
(d) Kurt's editor.

13. What country does Saab come from?
(a) France.
(b) Germany.
(c) India.
(d) Sweden.

14. Who is Kurt's hero?
(a) Louis Pasteur.
(b) Mark Twain.
(c) Ignaz Semmelweis.
(d) Johann Klein.

15. According to Kurt, why to foreigners hate Americans?
(a) For their arrogance.
(b) For their liberty.
(c) For their jazz.
(d) For their money.