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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What did Abbie Hoffman say was the new high?
(a) Banana peels taken rectally.
(b) Lemon rind taken orally.
(c) Apple skins taken intraveinously.
(d) Orange peels taken intranasally.

2. How much younger is Gil than Kurt?
(a) 51 years.
(b) 36 years.
(c) 12 years.
(d) 5 years.

3. What type of people want to become President?
(a) Normal people.
(b) Nut cases.
(c) Corrupt businessmen.
(d) Go-getters.

4. When did Mark Twain write "The Mysterious Stranger?"
(a) 1868.
(b) 1888.
(c) 1898.
(d) 1878.

5. What type of engine did the Saab cars have in Kurt's day?
(a) Two-stroke.
(b) Steam.
(c) Four-stroke.
(d) Electric.

6. How old is Kurt's house in Sagaponack, Long Island?
(a) Nearly 140 years old.
(b) Nearly 300 years old.
(c) Nearly 500 years old.
(d) Nearly 280 years old.

7. Who uttered the most intelligent and decent prayers ever?
(a) Abraham Lincoln.
(b) George Washington.
(c) John Adams.
(d) Richard Nixon.

8. When was The Mask of Sanity published?
(a) 1941.
(b) 1965.
(c) 1943.
(d) 1954.

9. What does the Bible say is a good thing to do?
(a) Be wrathful to one's enemies.
(b) Read the Bible often.
(c) Beggar thy neighbor.
(d) Honor one's ancestors.

10. What does Kurt tell Joe he must do?
(a) Be a saint.
(b) Make the world a better place.
(c) Be kind.
(d) Live life to the fullest.

11. What can the devil cite for his purpose?
(a) Websites.
(b) Encyclopedias.
(c) Peer-reviewed articles.
(d) Scripture.

12. What does Gil Berman do for a living?
(a) Writer.
(b) Painter.
(c) Comedian.
(d) Actor.

13. In what state was Kurt's business located?
(a) New York.
(b) Indiana.
(c) Vermont.
(d) Massachusetts.

14. What type of attack is it not possible to survive?
(a) Terrorist attack.
(b) Biological weapon attack.
(c) Hydrogen bomb attack.
(d) Chemical weapon attack.

15. When did Abbie Hoffman die?
(a) 1973.
(b) 1996.
(c) 2001.
(d) 1989.

Short Answer Questions

1. In what country did Kurt experience the best rhythm-and-blues combo he had ever heard?

2. What genre does Kilgore Trout write?

3. What color are the aliens?

4. What was the 'sappy woman' about to have?

5. According to Kurt, what occupied country has America become like?

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