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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What genre does Kilgore Trout write?
(a) Suspense.
(b) Mystery.
(c) Science fiction.
(d) Horror.

2. How long ago did Kurt's business fail?
(a) 11 years ago.
(b) 33 years ago.
(c) 26 years ago.
(d) 42 years ago.

3. What can Kurt not do well now that he is 82?
(a) Drive.
(b) Read road signs.
(c) Change gears.
(d) Parallel park.

4. How often does Gil have sex?
(a) Once a day.
(b) Once a year.
(c) Never.
(d) Once a week.

5. What did Kurt used to be the owner and manager of?
(a) A automobile dealership.
(b) A restaurant.
(c) An electronics store.
(d) A gas station.

6. Who wrote The Tin Men?
(a) Werner Heisenberg.
(b) Max Reinhardt.
(c) Michael Frayn.
(d) Claire Tomalin.

7. In what country did Kurt experience the best rhythm-and-blues combo he had ever heard?
(a) Finland.
(b) Germany.
(c) England.
(d) Poland.

8. What could a Saab drag at a stoplight?
(a) A Ford.
(b) A VW.
(c) An Audi.
(d) A Chevy.

9. What did the young man from Seattle have to take off?
(a) His shoes.
(b) His jacket.
(c) His pants.
(d) His hat.

10. What does PP stand for?
(a) Perceptive Personality.
(b) Pathological Personality.
(c) Psychopathic Personality.
(d) Poisonous Personality.

11. What did Kurt feel like doing to his Uncle Dan?
(a) Nothing.
(b) Thanking him.
(c) Kicking him in the shins.
(d) Killing him.

12. Who was President during the 1848 war with Mexico?
(a) Polk.
(b) Tyler.
(c) Lincoln.
(d) Taylor.

13. What would Ivan the Terrible nail to your head if you disagreed with him?
(a) A wreathe of poison ivy.
(b) Your hands.
(c) Your hat.
(d) Your own death warrant.

14. When is Kurt's birthday?
(a) November 1.
(b) November 11.
(c) November 21.
(d) November 31.

15. 'The good Earth--we could have saved it, but we were too damn...'
(a) '...busy playing golf.'
(b) '...stupid to figure out how.'
(c) '...stubborn to do it.'
(d) '...cheap and lazy.'

Short Answer Questions

1. Where is the sappy woman from?

2. What type of attack is it not possible to survive?

3. What can the devil cite for his purpose?

4. What is a lot less friendly to Kurt now that he is 82?

5. What is the only proof Kurt needs for the existence of God?

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