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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. How tall are the aliens?
(a) Six feet.
(b) Six meters.
(c) Six inches.
(d) Six centimeters.

2. What did Kurt feel like doing to his Uncle Dan?
(a) Nothing.
(b) Kicking him in the shins.
(c) Thanking him.
(d) Killing him.

3. What type of people are not welcome in Washington at the time of writing?
(a) Patriotic people.
(b) Opinionated people.
(c) Stupid people.
(d) Educated people.

4. What is the working title of Kurt's book?
(a) Who Is This God Person Anyway?
(b) If God Were Alive Today.
(c) More of God's Greatest Mistakes.
(d) What Were We Thinking?

5. According to Kurt, what occupied country has America become like?
(a) Ukraine.
(b) France.
(c) Palestine.
(d) Poland.

6. When was The Mask of Sanity published?
(a) 1954.
(b) 1965.
(c) 1943.
(d) 1941.

7. How old is Kurt's daughter, Lily?
(a) 22.
(b) 23.
(c) 24.
(d) 21.

8. What would Ivan the Terrible nail to your head if you disagreed with him?
(a) A wreathe of poison ivy.
(b) Your own death warrant.
(c) Your hands.
(d) Your hat.

9. When is Kurt's birthday?
(a) November 11.
(b) November 21.
(c) November 1.
(d) November 31.

10. What do vocal Christians demand be posted in public buildings?
(a) The Ten Commandments.
(b) Signs that say 'Christians only.'
(c) The Sermon on the Mount.
(d) Crucifixes.

11. Which of Mark Twain's family and/or friends died before him?
(a) All of the above.
(b) His best friend.
(c) Two of his daughters.
(d) His wife.

12. When did Eugene Debs die?
(a) 1926.
(b) 1911.
(c) 1941.
(d) 1981.

13. What type of engine did the Saab cars have in Kurt's day?
(a) Two-stroke.
(b) Steam.
(c) Four-stroke.
(d) Electric.

14. How long ago did Kurt's business fail?
(a) 11 years ago.
(b) 42 years ago.
(c) 26 years ago.
(d) 33 years ago.

15. By what ratio do guessers outnumber non-guessers?
(a) Six to one.
(b) Five to one.
(c) Ten to one.
(d) Two to one.

Short Answer Questions

1. Where is the sappy woman from?

2. Who was President during the 1848 war with Mexico?

3. At the time of writing, what is the only way to learn what is going on?

4. What did the young man from Seattle have to take off?

5. What was a 'humiliating, shameful, blood-soaked year?'

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