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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What type of engine did the Saab cars have in Kurt's day?
(a) Steam.
(b) Electric.
(c) Two-stroke.
(d) Four-stroke.

2. According to Kurt, what occupied country has America become like?
(a) Ukraine.
(b) France.
(c) Poland.
(d) Palestine.

3. What did Abbie Hoffman say was the new high?
(a) Apple skins taken intraveinously.
(b) Lemon rind taken orally.
(c) Orange peels taken intranasally.
(d) Banana peels taken rectally.

4. When did Eugene Debs die?
(a) 1911.
(b) 1926.
(c) 1941.
(d) 1981.

5. What type of people want to become President?
(a) Corrupt businessmen.
(b) Normal people.
(c) Nut cases.
(d) Go-getters.

6. What can the devil cite for his purpose?
(a) Websites.
(b) Peer-reviewed articles.
(c) Scripture.
(d) Encyclopedias.

7. What country does Saab come from?
(a) Germany.
(b) Sweden.
(c) France.
(d) India.

8. What do vocal Christians demand be posted in public buildings?
(a) The Sermon on the Mount.
(b) Crucifixes.
(c) The Ten Commandments.
(d) Signs that say 'Christians only.'

9. Who have landed in New York City?
(a) Martians.
(b) Illegal aliens.
(c) Russians.
(d) Venutians.

10. What burns at 451 degrees Fahrenheit?
(a) Hair.
(b) Plastic.
(c) Wood.
(d) Paper.

11. What could a Saab drag at a stoplight?
(a) A Chevy.
(b) A Ford.
(c) An Audi.
(d) A VW.

12. What was a 'humiliating, shameful, blood-soaked year?'
(a) 2001.
(b) 1979.
(c) 2004.
(d) 1942.

13. When is Kurt's birthday?
(a) November 1.
(b) November 21.
(c) November 31.
(d) November 11.

14. How often does Gil have sex?
(a) Once a year.
(b) Once a week.
(c) Once a day.
(d) Never.

15. How old was the woman?
(a) 54.
(b) 43.
(c) 34.
(d) 45.

Short Answer Questions

1. According to Kurt, where did napalm come from?

2. Who wrote The Tin Men?

3. What type of attack is it not possible to survive?

4. According to tabloids, how long have alien anthropologists been studying the human race?

5. How old is Kurt's house in Sagaponack, Long Island?

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