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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 2, "Do You Know What A Twerp Is?".

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does a dog do when he can't get out of a gate?
(a) Make meaningless gestures.
(b) Start scratching and digging.
(c) Growl.
(d) All of the above.

2. What is the United States government conducting a war against?
(a) Infidelity.
(b) Atheism.
(c) Communism.
(d) Drugs.

3. Who said that 'religion is the opium of the people?'
(a) Joseph Stalin.
(b) Karl Marx.
(c) Mao Zedong.
(d) Adolph Hitler.

4. What is the youngest child in a family?
(a) A brooder.
(b) A whiner.
(c) A thinker.
(d) A jokemaker.

5. How much older is Kurt's sister than he?
(a) Five years.
(b) Four years.
(c) Three years.
(d) Six months.

Short Answer Questions

1. During what time period did Kurt grow up?

2. What was the name of Kurt's high school?

3. What does Kurt try not to do when he's being funny?

4. How much older is Kurt's brother than he is?

5. What did Kurt study in university?

(see the answer key)

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