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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 10, "A Sappy Woman from Ypsilanti".
Multiple Choice Questions
1. Who uttered the most intelligent and decent prayers ever?
(a) George Washington.
(b) Abraham Lincoln.
(c) Richard Nixon.
(d) John Adams.
2. What is the youngest child in a family?
(a) A brooder.
(b) A jokemaker.
(c) A thinker.
(d) A whiner.
3. What does Kurt tell Joe he must do?
(a) Make the world a better place.
(b) Be a saint.
(c) Live life to the fullest.
(d) Be kind.
4. Why did Kurt have to talk to a cop?
(a) He was mugged.
(b) His pocket was picked.
(c) His car was stolen.
(d) He lost his cantaloupe.
5. Who was President during the 1848 war with Mexico?
(a) Taylor.
(b) Tyler.
(c) Lincoln.
(d) Polk.
Short Answer Questions
1. What does Kurt try not to do when he's being funny?
2. Who tells Hamlet about the ghost of his father?
3. How old is Kurt's house in Sagaponack, Long Island?
4. What does Kurt say made North America into a 'virgin continent?'
5. Where is Joe from?
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