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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 12, "I Used to be the Owner and Manager of an Automobile Dealership".

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What type of bird are Kurt and his typist trying to attract?
(a) Mourning Doves.
(b) Bluebirds.
(c) Killdeers.
(d) Robins.

2. What is the youngest child in a family?
(a) A brooder.
(b) A whiner.
(c) A thinker.
(d) A jokemaker.

3. When did Kurt ask Jane Marie Cox to marry him?
(a) 1946.
(b) 1948.
(c) 1947.
(d) 1945.

4. What are the people that Kurt blames for ruining America born without?
(a) Hearing.
(b) Silver spoons in their mouths.
(c) Eyesight.
(d) Consciences.

5. What did Abbie Hoffman say was the new high?
(a) Lemon rind taken orally.
(b) Orange peels taken intranasally.
(c) Banana peels taken rectally.
(d) Apple skins taken intraveinously.

Short Answer Questions

1. Who, according to Kurt, is not really a humorist?

2. What does Kurt say made North America into a 'virgin continent?'

3. What type of engine did the Saab cars have in Kurt's day?

4. Who appeared to George W. Bush when he was forty-one?

5. How long ago was the first electric generator built?

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