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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.
Multiple Choice Questions
1. What is it improper to do to a soldier when he returns home?
(a) Refer to him as a soldier.
(b) Show him a war movie.
(c) Ask him what he saw.
(d) Give him flowers.
2. How does Kurt feel about the woman behind the counter?
(a) He hates her.
(b) He wishes she would move faster.
(c) He loves her.
(d) He wants her to smile more.
3. Who, according to Kurt, is not really a humorist?
(a) Bob Smith.
(b) Bob Hope.
(c) Bob Newhart.
(d) Bob McKenzie.
4. What word does Kurt use to describe today's 'corporate oligarchs?'
(a) Affluent.
(b) Bourgeois.
(c) Polyglot.
(d) Elitist.
5. What was Kurt to older people at the dinner table when he was very young?
(a) Interesting.
(b) Annoying.
(c) Boring.
(d) Intriguing.
6. Why do so many people get divorced today?
(a) No extended families.
(b) People are unhappier these days.
(c) Divorce is more socially acceptable.
(d) Incompatible personalities.
7. How many relatives did Kurt's friend in Nigeria have?
(a) Six.
(b) Twenty-three.
(c) Sixty.
(d) Six hundred.
8. What is the name of the first story that Kurt demonstrates with a line graph?
(a) Man in Trouble.
(b) Man in Love.
(c) Man in World.
(d) Man in Hole.
9. Who was unsure about Jane Marie's decision to marry a German?
(a) Her cousins and brothers.
(b) An uncle.
(c) Her mother.
(d) Her father.
10. What is the postal convenience center close to?
(a) Times Square.
(b) Greenwich Village.
(c) The White House.
(d) The United Nations.
11. What does Kurt say made North America into a 'virgin continent?'
(a) Mother nature.
(b) Genocide.
(c) The grace of God.
(d) Hard work.
12. Who does Hamlet stab through the curtains?
(a) Polonius.
(b) Horatio.
(c) His uncle.
(d) His mother.
13. Why is "Hamlet" a masterpiece?
(a) It is true.
(b) It was written by Shakespeare.
(c) It was liked by the Araphos.
(d) It is popular.
14. How long would Kurt listen to the radio each day?
(a) As little as possible.
(b) In bits and pieces between meals and chores.
(c) As long as he could.
(d) An hour.
15. What is Kurt going to do?
(a) Sleep with children.
(b) Run for President.
(c) Write another book.
(d) Sue a tobacco company.
Short Answer Questions
1. Why can Kurt not stand primitive people?
2. When did the first crack appear between English and German Americans?
3. What is a good way to hurt one's parents?
4. What did Kurt used to 'laugh his head off' at?
5. What can a prince do?
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