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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through The Late Show.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Rather than sports, Sedaris states that he and his fellow speech therapy students were more interested in
(a) Baking, making scrapbooks, and doing art projects.
(b) Studying and graduating early.
(c) Fighting and lifting weights.
(d) Playing video games.

2. What prompts Lou Sedaris to enroll his children in music lessons?
(a) He attends a jazz festival with his children.
(b) He attends a concert for Dave Brubeck and his sons.
(c) He attends a concert for the Von Trapp Family Singers.
(d) His attends a rock concert with his children.

3. Sedaris notes that American businesses ask consumers to conserve water and napkins, but not
(a) The services or products that are complimentary.
(b) The services or products consumers pay for.
(c) Expensive items.
(d) Items that can be re-used.

4. Sedaris describes his guitar teacher as
(a) A midget.
(b) An expert.
(c) A dwarf.
(d) Short.

5. Mr. Mancini claims to be
(a) A frustrated artist.
(b) A homosexual.
(c) A ladies man.
(d) A rock star.

Short Answer Questions

1. Though Sedaris is in Paris, he spends most of his time

2. Miss Sampson asks the previous question in order to

3. One reason Sedaris resists the computer is

4. Sedaris discovers that most of the boys in speech therapy are

5. Sedaris' mother might be described as

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