Miss Chrissy Samson
Sedaris' fifth-grade speech therapist, this character may have contributed to Sedaris' future as a writer.
This character is the very short guitar teacher with whom Sedaris unwillingly takes guitar lessons as a child.
A computer engineer for IBM who has an enthusiasm for understanding and explaining the inner workings of all things, this character often embarrasses Sedaris during his childhood.
This character works alongside Sedaris on a construction clean-up crew and is always complaining that he is a genius and is too smart and talented to be cleaning up construction sites.
Like her brother, this character is also a comedian who never developed a self-conscious attitude and loves costumes.
This character had the ability to achieve the perfect tan, and was praised for being a talented painter.
This character refers to himself as "the...
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