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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapters 9-15.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. When Fulghum writes his personal beliefs down, how many pages does he try to fill?
(a) Two.
(b) Five.
(c) Three.
(d) One.

2. What does Fulghum say can be bought for 35 cents at Bob Everette's Drugstore?
(a) A package of famous pecans.
(b) A flavored coffee.
(c) A Moon Pie.
(d) A Coke float.

3. When the remnants from the fight with the Indian tribe left San Saba, where did they head back to?
(a) San Antonio.
(b) Fort Worth.
(c) Austin.
(d) Abilene.

4. In Chapter 13, Fulghum says that if you want to experience an interesting party sometime, you should combine crayons with what?
(a) Cigars.
(b) Cocktails.
(c) Markers.
(d) Stencils.

5. San Saba claims a fame of being the goat capital of the world. What other thing does the town claim to be the capitol of the world of?
(a) Peanuts.
(b) Pecans.
(c) Pistachios.
(d) Walnuts.

Short Answer Questions

1. When Fulghum discovers the animals mating underneath his porch, what are the animals covered in?

2. In Chapter 9, what does Fulghum claim he thinks about every morning as he dresses?

3. What especially does Fulghum say we yell at besides bills and banks and traffic and umpires?

4. In the chapter about the neighbor woman and the spider, Fulghum states that spiders have been around for how many years?

5. At the end of Chapter 12, what does Fulghum claim would make a good bumper sticker for the eighties?

(see the answer key)

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