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This test consists of 5 multiple choice questions, 5 short answer questions, and 10 short essay questions.
Multiple Choice Questions
1. What is a lot less friendly to Kurt now that he is 82?
2. Who is Joel Bleifuss?
(a) Kurt's editor.
(b) Kurt's psychiatrist.
(c) Kurt's typesetter.
(d) Kurt's publisher.
3. What can Kurt not do well now that he is 82?
(a) Read road signs.
(c) Change gears.
(d) Parallel park.
4. What burns at 451 degrees Fahrenheit?
5. How tall are the aliens?
(a) Six feet.
(b) Six inches.
(c) Six meters.
(d) Six centimeters.
Short Answer Questions
1. What is the only proof Kurt needs for the existence of God?
2. When did Abbie Hoffman die?
3. Who was President during the 1848 war with Mexico?
4. What was the 'sappy woman' about to have?
5. In what state was Kurt's business located?
Short Essay Questions
1. Do you think that humans are really too 'cheap and lazy' to save the planet?
2. Who is Gil Berman?
3. What is Kurt's theory about the relationship between the moon and planet Earth?
4. What does Kurt say about the value of books?
5. Why does Kurt think the suicide rate of slave owners was higher than the suicide rate of slaves?
6. What type of car did Kurt used to sell?
7. What does Kurt say the book is about?
8. What comparison does Kurt make involving the Bush administration? What values would he like to see the government adopt?
9. Who is Kurt's hero?
10. What is Kurt's theory about time?
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