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This test consists of 5 multiple choice questions, 5 short answer questions, and 10 short essay questions.
Multiple Choice Questions
1. What does the Bible say is a good thing to do?
(a) Read the Bible often.
(b) Honor one's ancestors.
(c) Beggar thy neighbor.
(d) Be wrathful to one's enemies.
2. What did the young man from Seattle have to take off?
(a) His pants.
(b) His jacket.
(c) His shoes.
(d) His hat.
3. How old was the woman?
4. According to tabloids, how long have alien anthropologists been studying the human race?
(a) Ten centuries.
(b) Ten minutes.
(c) Ten years.
(d) Ten generations.
5. What burns at 451 degrees Fahrenheit?
Short Answer Questions
1. Who wrote The Tin Men?
2. How often does Gil have sex?
3. Which of Mark Twain's family and/or friends died before him?
4. What country does Saab come from?
5. What would Ivan the Terrible nail to your head if you disagreed with him?
Short Essay Questions
1. What does Kurt say about the war with Mexico?
2. What advice does Kurt give the woman hoping to have a baby?
3. How does Kurt feel about music?
4. What does Kurt say about guessing?
5. How does Kurt feel about his Uncle Alex? What did he learn from him?
6. What type of car did Kurt used to sell?
7. What have the PPs done to the country?
8. According to Kurt, what has his children's generation inherited?
9. What is Kurt's theory about time?
10. What does Kurt say about the value of books?
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