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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.
Multiple Choice Questions
1. In what country did Kurt experience the best rhythm-and-blues combo he had ever heard?
2. What did Kurt used to be the owner and manager of?
(a) An electronics store.
(b) A automobile dealership.
(c) A restaurant.
(d) A gas station.
3. How old is Kurt's daughter, Lily?
4. Who is Joel Bleifuss?
(a) Kurt's editor.
(b) Kurt's publisher.
(c) Kurt's typesetter.
(d) Kurt's psychiatrist.
5. What color are the aliens?
6. At the time of writing, what is the only way to learn what is going on?
7. According to tabloids, how long have alien anthropologists been studying the human race?
(a) Ten centuries.
(b) Ten minutes.
(c) Ten years.
(d) Ten generations.
8. What genre does Kilgore Trout write?
(d) Science fiction.
9. Who have landed in New York City?
(b) Illegal aliens.
10. How often does Gil have sex?
(a) Once a week.
(b) Once a day.
(c) Once a year.
11. When did Eugene Debs die?
12. What did Abbie Hoffman say was the new high?
(a) Banana peels taken rectally.
(b) Orange peels taken intranasally.
(c) Lemon rind taken orally.
(d) Apple skins taken intraveinously.
13. What are the people that Kurt blames for ruining America born without?
(c) Silver spoons in their mouths.
14. What is the only proof Kurt needs for the existence of God?
(a) His children.
(c) The singing of birds.
(d) The sunrise.
15. Whose line of Democratic tradition does Kurt belong to?
(a) John Fitzgerald Kennedy.
(b) Bill Clinton.
(c) Richard Herbert Nixon.
(d) Franklin Delano Roosevelt.
Short Answer Questions
1. What did the New York Times guarantee were in Iraq?
2. What does Gil Berman do for a living?
3. What type of doctor is Kurt's son?
4. When did Mark Twain write "The Mysterious Stranger?"
5. What type of people are not welcome in Washington at the time of writing?
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