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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.
Multiple Choice Questions
1. Who was the first to say 'do unto others...?'
(a) Jesus Christ.
(b) Alexander the Great.
2. What does Kurt tell Joe he must do?
(a) Make the world a better place.
(b) Live life to the fullest.
(c) Be kind.
(d) Be a saint.
3. In what country did Kurt experience the best rhythm-and-blues combo he had ever heard?
4. According to Kurt, where did napalm come from?
(a) The Soviet Union.
(b) Weapons labs.
(c) Mother nature.
5. At the time of writing, what is the only way to learn what is going on?
6. When did Mark Twain write "The Mysterious Stranger?"
7. What type of people are not welcome in Washington at the time of writing?
(a) Opinionated people.
(b) Educated people.
(c) Stupid people.
(d) Patriotic people.
8. What do vocal Christians demand be posted in public buildings?
(b) Signs that say 'Christians only.'
(c) The Sermon on the Mount.
(d) The Ten Commandments.
9. How many kids does Kurt have?
10. What type of engine did the Saab cars have in Kurt's day?
11. Where was the election 'shamelessly rigged?'
12. Who is Kurt's hero?
(a) Ignaz Semmelweis.
(b) Louis Pasteur.
(c) Johann Klein.
(d) Mark Twain.
13. What country does Saab come from?
14. How much younger is Gil than Kurt?
(a) 5 years.
(b) 36 years.
(c) 51 years.
(d) 12 years.
15. According to Kurt, why to foreigners hate Americans?
(a) For their liberty.
(b) For their jazz.
(c) For their arrogance.
(d) For their money.
Short Answer Questions
1. What is a lot less friendly to Kurt now that he is 82?
2. What type of doctor is Kurt's son?
3. When did Eugene Debs die?
4. What was a 'humiliating, shameful, blood-soaked year?'
5. According to tabloids, how long have alien anthropologists been studying the human race?
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