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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.
Multiple Choice Questions
1. According to Kurt, what are we not born with?
2. What type of people are not welcome in Washington at the time of writing?
(a) Patriotic people.
(b) Educated people.
(c) Stupid people.
(d) Opinionated people.
3. What did the Chinese use gunpowder for?
4. How old is Kurt's house in Sagaponack, Long Island?
(a) Nearly 140 years old.
(b) Nearly 300 years old.
(c) Nearly 500 years old.
(d) Nearly 280 years old.
5. What genre does Kilgore Trout write?
(b) Science fiction.
6. Which of Mark Twain's family and/or friends died before him?
(a) Two of his daughters.
(b) His best friend.
(c) His wife.
(d) All of the above.
7. What does Kurt tell Joe he must do?
(a) Make the world a better place.
(b) Be a saint.
(c) Be kind.
(d) Live life to the fullest.
8. What did the young man from Seattle have to take off?
(a) His pants.
(b) His shoes.
(c) His jacket.
(d) His hat.
9. What makes life worth living for Kurt, other than music?
(d) The Bible.
10. What could a Saab drag at a stoplight?
(a) A Ford.
(b) A VW.
(c) An Audi.
(d) A Chevy.
11. At the time of writing, what is the only way to learn what is going on?
12. What are the people that Kurt blames for ruining America born without?
(a) Silver spoons in their mouths.
13. What is the working title of Kurt's book?
(a) Who Is This God Person Anyway?
(b) If God Were Alive Today.
(c) More of God's Greatest Mistakes.
(d) What Were We Thinking?
14. Who was President during the 1848 war with Mexico?
15. What type of people want to become President?
(a) Nut cases.
(c) Corrupt businessmen.
(d) Normal people.
Short Answer Questions
1. Who uttered the most intelligent and decent prayers ever?
2. How long ago did Kurt's business fail?
3. What did the New York Times guarantee were in Iraq?
4. How old is Kurt's daughter, Lily?
5. When did Mark Twain write "The Mysterious Stranger?"
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