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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.
Multiple Choice Questions
1. What makes life worth living for Kurt, other than music?
(b) The Bible.
2. Who is Kurt's hero?
(a) Mark Twain.
(b) Louis Pasteur.
(c) Ignaz Semmelweis.
(d) Johann Klein.
3. What could a Saab drag at a stoplight?
(a) A VW.
(b) An Audi.
(c) A Ford.
(d) A Chevy.
4. How much younger is Gil than Kurt?
(a) 51 years.
(b) 5 years.
(c) 36 years.
(d) 12 years.
5. How old is Kurt's daughter, Lily?
6. What do humanists not believe in?
(c) The afterlife.
7. What did the New York Times guarantee were in Iraq?
(a) Weapons of mass destruction.
(b) American POWs.
(d) Oil wells.
8. According to Kurt, why to foreigners hate Americans?
(a) For their money.
(b) For their liberty.
(c) For their arrogance.
(d) For their jazz.
9. 'The good Earth--we could have saved it, but we were too damn...'
(a) '...stupid to figure out how.'
(b) '...stubborn to do it.'
(c) '...cheap and lazy.'
(d) '...busy playing golf.'
10. In what state was Kurt's business located?
(d) New York.
11. What can Kurt not do well now that he is 82?
(a) Parallel park.
(b) Read road signs.
(c) Change gears.
12. Where was the election 'shamelessly rigged?'
13. What does Gil Berman do for a living?
14. How old was the woman?
15. How tall are the aliens?
(a) Six inches.
(b) Six meters.
(c) Six centimeters.
(d) Six feet.
Short Answer Questions
1. What type of people want to become President?
2. How many kids does Kurt have?
3. How often does Gil have sex?
4. What did the Chinese use gunpowder for?
5. When did Mark Twain write "The Mysterious Stranger?"
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