"Would you mind moving your head please? I can't see the blackboard" (July 1, p. 4).

"Cellulite, on my thighs looks like stucco, makes me cry. Butt of blubber" (July 2, p. 6).

"If you sit on your ass thinking about artsy-fartsy crap all summer, you'll pay for it in September" (July 3, p. 10).

"I know we just met, but now you're pissing me off" (July 5, p. 15).

"You can write in whatever form you feel is best for self-expression" (July 6, p. 18).

"Call me Chantalle" (July 10, p. 24).

"Her brother died of a drug overdose when he was eighteen" (July 17, p. 27).

"I shouldn't have told Ashleigh that you're, like, you know, a virgin" (July 21, p. 32).

"Why is that nothing you've written for me in class holds up to what I read in this journal" (July 30, p. 35).

"LOL" (August 1, p. 38).

"Amherst, Piedmont, Swarthmore, and Williams" (August 4, p. 49).

"Your letter of recommendation. Don't read it, though. I...