Summary

On Thursday at 1:08 a.m., Sally runs into Elliot who married a rich celebrity, and he asks her if she will ever forgive him. He thinks The Danny Horst sketch is about him. Previously Sally and Elliot had been friends, and he gave her advice in her first year about how to be successful at TNO, and she believed the advice boiled down to her acting more like a man. Years ago, she professed her love for him, but she was turned down. He believes she holds a grudge, but she does not. She has decided never to fall for anyone at TNO again because she writes differently then. She is more coy and reserved so she does not come across as angry and vulgar. Her first viral sketch was Nancy Drew and the Disappearing Access to Abortion.

At 1:51 a.m., Sally...