"There's a dirty little secret that the scientific establishment has been trying to keep under wraps for years: there are many unproven theories that are being taught to people as if they were established fact." P. 3

"What if it is He, pushing us down with his Noodly Appendages, that causes this force?...And the fact that the Gravitational powers of the Spaghetti Monster haven't been disproven makes it all the more likely to be true." P. 4

"For what are people without choices? Communists! And despite this fact, there are those who would bar the public from having an open and honest discussion about Intelligent Design, a scientific concept that's so clear and logical as to appeal to Baptist holy men and intellectually discerning NASCAR fans alike." P. 6-7

"We tend to exalt our rigid empirical methods and technological advances, almost as if we're proud of what we've accomplished...