Explaining Pastafarianism - The Holy Noodle Summary

This chapter describes the first five days of creation, the Olive Garden of Eden, the Flood, the Tower of Scrapple, Mosey, and the eight "I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts" commandments. On the first day of creation, the FSM created light, then split the light and dark into day and night. On the second day, he created firmament with coves to protect pirates from harm, as well as a beer-spewing volcano. He drinks heavily from the volcano, so on the third day he is hung over and forgetting what he did on day two, he created land again. Realizing his error, he moved the second day's firmament to Heaven. On the fourth day, the FSM created the sun, moon and stars. On the fifth day the FSM created animal life and was so pleased...