Propaganda - The Pastafarian Guide to Propaganda Summary

Henderson says that Pastafarians welcome anyone; FSM faith is not based on dogma, and they offer a God-back guarantee if not satisfied within 30 days. He warns Pastafarian missionaries to always be alert, especially when wearing an eye patch and to be especially cautious when trying to convert Mormons and Born Agains. Henderson then describes how best to approach various groups, including academics, the elderly, children and celebrities with advice such as showing the graphs and charts included in the Gospel to scientists and mentioning pirates to children.

Henderson then dispenses advice on how to interact with people of other faiths. For Mormons, Henderson suggests showing up at their homes, since this seems their preferred method of conversion. Christians like carrying signs proclaiming sinners going to hell, so he suggests making your...