Explaining Pastafarianism - Bobby Answers the Big Questions Summary

Bobby Henderson goes deeper into the theory that the decline of pirates has caused global warming. Contemporary pirates have little effect as rushing around in speed boats with guns or being on a Pirates sports team with lots of rules and regulations hardly captures the spirit of the adventurous buccaneer. As proof, the months following Halloween are much colder than the months preceding it, since more people wear pirate costumes around Halloween. He also notes that on Talk Like a Pirate Day (September 19th), it has consistently been colder than another day of the year randomly pulled (July 10th).

Henderson says that inconsistencies in FSMism are from FSM's tampering, plus you can't have a widespread religion without inconsistencies. He says his faith welcomes all religious and atheist people to...