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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapters 7-8, 'The Lowest-Paid Male Escort on the Entire Eastern Seaboard, Except for Maybe the Bronx' and 'Are Those Your Fingers in My Mouth, or Are You Just Happy to Not See Me?'.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What disability does Lexie have in the novel?
(a) Paraplegia.
(b) Blindness.
(c) Deafness.
(d) Quadraplegia.

2. Old Man Crawley puts the Schwa in charge of walking his dogs named after __________.
(a) Minerals.
(b) The seven deadly sins.
(c) The seven virtues.
(d) Flowering plants.

3. Who is very unfriendly to the Schwa in his first appearance and tells his friends that the Schwa is almost invisible and that people forget about him?
(a) Lexie.
(b) Antsy.
(c) Ira.
(d) Howie.

4. In the novel, the urinal strainer found in most bathrooms is a product of what company?
(a) Robert's Fresh and Go.
(b) Smell Away.
(c) Pisher Plastics.
(d) Johnson Sanitation.

5. What does the Schwa collect?
(a) Paperclips.
(b) Baseball cards.
(c) Rubberbands.
(d) Shoelaces.

Short Answer Questions

1. Who dares the Schwa to sneak into Old Man Crawley's apartment in Chapter 4?

2. Who is a confident and successful straight A student who seems to do well at everything he tries in the novel?

3. What is the Schwa's first name?

4. What kind of dogs does Old Man Crawley have?

5. What do Antsy and his friends get the Schwa to do in the boys' bathroom?

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