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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapters 7-8, 'The Lowest-Paid Male Escort on the Entire Eastern Seaboard, Except for Maybe the Bronx' and 'Are Those Your Fingers in My Mouth, or Are You Just Happy to Not See Me?'.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. How many dogs does Old Man Crawley have?
(a) 5.
(b) 14.
(c) 9.
(d) 2.

2. What was apparently the original name of the Schwa family in the Old World?
(a) Schwappane.
(b) Schwainwright.
(c) Schwartz.
(d) Schwarpetz.

3. Where did the Schwa's mother disappear from when the Schwa was young?
(a) A church.
(b) A hospital.
(c) A grocery store.
(d) A farmer's market.

4. Where is the Schwa hiding when Old Man Crawley discovers him and Antsy in his home?
(a) Behind a curtain.
(b) Under a desk.
(c) In the garage.
(d) In the bathroom.

5. What do Antsy and his friends get the Schwa to wear in the boys' bathroom?
(a) An orange sombrero.
(b) A ski mask.
(c) High heels.
(d) A bikini.

Short Answer Questions

1. What is the name of the "unbreakable" dummy Antsy's father asks him to test?

2. Old Man Crawley puts the Schwa in charge of walking his dogs named after __________.

3. Who suggests experimenting with the Schwa in order to quantify the Schwa effect in Chapter 3?

4. What do Antsy and his friends get the Schwa to do in the boys' bathroom?

5. What is the Schwa dared to bring back from Old Man Crawley's home in Chapter 4?

(see the answer key)

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