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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapters 7-8, 'The Lowest-Paid Male Escort on the Entire Eastern Seaboard, Except for Maybe the Bronx' and 'Are Those Your Fingers in My Mouth, or Are You Just Happy to Not See Me?'.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Which of the seven deadly sins refers to an inflated sense of one's personal status or accomplishments?
(a) Pride.
(b) Lust.
(c) Greed.
(d) Sloth.

2. What was apparently the original name of the Schwa family in the Old World?
(a) Schwainwright.
(b) Schwarpetz.
(c) Schwappane.
(d) Schwartz.

3. Antsy is in charge of walking Old Man Crawley's dogs that are named after __________.
(a) Flowering plants.
(b) The seven deadly sins.
(c) Minerals.
(d) The seven virtues.

4. Old Man Crawley tells Antsy and the Schwa that they will have to work off their debt for breaking into his house by doing what chore?
(a) Washing his car.
(b) Walking his dogs.
(c) Cleaning the house.
(d) Pulling weeds out of the garden.

5. Where is the Schwa hiding when Old Man Crawley discovers him and Antsy in his home?
(a) Under a desk.
(b) In the bathroom.
(c) In the garage.
(d) Behind a curtain.

Short Answer Questions

1. How many dogs does Old Man Crawley have?

2. When Antsy and the Schwa are discovered in Old Man Crawley's home, he comes at them brandishing what weapon?

3. Of what heritage is Antsy's family?

4. A girl agrees to pay to see the Schwa do what in Chapter 4?

5. How much do the student officers agree to pay a week to keep the Schwa on retainer?

(see the answer key)

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