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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapters 7-8, 'The Lowest-Paid Male Escort on the Entire Eastern Seaboard, Except for Maybe the Bronx' and 'Are Those Your Fingers in My Mouth, or Are You Just Happy to Not See Me?'.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Where does Antsy's family live?
(a) Boston, Massachusetts.
(b) Brooklyn, New York.
(c) Burlington, Vermont.
(d) Chicago, Illinois.

2. The third experiment that Antsy and his friends carry out with the Schwa in Chapter 3 is to ______________.
(a) Pass through airport security with a gun.
(b) Pass through airport security with an iron bar in his pocket.
(c) Break into a local bank.
(d) Sneak into Old Man Crawley's house.

3. Antsy and his friends determine that how many students notice the Schwa in a classroom?
(a) 1 in 5.
(b) 4 in 5.
(c) 3 in 5.
(d) 9 in 10.

4. What was apparently the original name of the Schwa family in the Old World?
(a) Schwappane.
(b) Schwarpetz.
(c) Schwainwright.
(d) Schwartz.

5. Off what bridge do Antsy and his friends decide to throw the dummy for their first test?
(a) The Marine Park Bridge.
(b) The Brooklyn Bridge.
(c) The Empire Bridge.
(d) The Alexander Hamilton Bridge.

Short Answer Questions

1. Which of the seven deadly sins refers to an inflated sense of one's personal status or accomplishments?

2. Antsy is in charge of walking Old Man Crawley's dogs that are named after __________.

3. In the novel, the urinal strainer found in most bathrooms is a product of what company?

4. Old Man Crawley is famous for an incident in which he took revenge on children for_________.

5. What does Old Man Crawley live above?

(see the answer key)

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