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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapters 5-6, 'Which Is Worse: Getting Mauled by a Pack of Dogs, or Getting Your Brains Bashed Out by a Steel Poker?' and 'As If I Didn't Already Have Enough Annoying Things to Do Every Day, Now I Gotta Do This'.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Why is the Schwa unable to steal a bowl from Old Man Crawley's home in Chapter 5?
(a) Because there is a dog attached.
(b) It is nailed to the floor.
(c) It is too heavy.
(d) He couldn't find one.

2. What is Antsy's real name in the novel?
(a) Thomas Anthony Malnati.
(b) Anthony Bonano.
(c) Robert Anthony Talladino.
(d) John Michael Anthony.

3. Who is very unfriendly to the Schwa in his first appearance and tells his friends that the Schwa is almost invisible and that people forget about him?
(a) Howie.
(b) Lexie.
(c) Antsy.
(d) Ira.

4. Who suggests experimenting with the Schwa in order to quantify the Schwa effect in Chapter 3?
(a) Ira.
(b) Howie.
(c) The Schwa.
(d) Antsy.

5. What happens when Antsy runs into the apartment in Chapter 5?
(a) Christina lights a torch.
(b) His mother screams.
(c) The dogs run to him.
(d) The Schwa jumps out the window.

Short Answer Questions

1. What is the name of the "unbreakable" dummy Antsy's father asks him to test?

2. Where is the Schwa hiding when Old Man Crawley discovers him and Antsy in his home?

3. What is the name of the company where Antsy's father works?

4. What is the Schwa's first name?

5. Who films the throwing of the dummy off the bridge with his video camera?

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