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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapters 5-6, 'Which Is Worse: Getting Mauled by a Pack of Dogs, or Getting Your Brains Bashed Out by a Steel Poker?' and 'As If I Didn't Already Have Enough Annoying Things to Do Every Day, Now I Gotta Do This'.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What refers to an area to the side and slightly behind a driver's field of vision that is not reflected in the vehicle's rear view mirror?
(a) Blind spot.
(b) Triangle of death.
(c) Suspicion area.
(d) Danger quadrant.

2. Who throws the dummy off the bridge in the boys' first experiment?
(a) Ira.
(b) The Schwa.
(c) Howie.
(d) Antsy.

3. Who dares the Schwa to sneak into Old Man Crawley's apartment in Chapter 4?
(a) Antsy.
(b) Wendell Tiggor.
(c) Howie.
(d) Ira.

4. On what day of the week do a bunch of kids gather outside Crawley's apartment to watch the Schwa's dare in Chapter 5?
(a) Monday.
(b) Friday.
(c) Sunday.
(d) Thursday.

5. Old Man Crawley puts the Schwa in charge of walking his dogs named after __________.
(a) The seven virtues.
(b) Minerals.
(c) The seven deadly sins.
(d) Flowering plants.

Short Answer Questions

1. What do Antsy and his friends get the Schwa to do in the boys' bathroom?

2. How many dogs does Old Man Crawley have?

3. Who points out the Schwa when he raises his hand in class in Chapter 3?

4. The Schwa is referred to as being __________.

5. What kind of dogs does Old Man Crawley have?

(see the answer key)

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