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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapters 5-6, 'Which Is Worse: Getting Mauled by a Pack of Dogs, or Getting Your Brains Bashed Out by a Steel Poker?' and 'As If I Didn't Already Have Enough Annoying Things to Do Every Day, Now I Gotta Do This'.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What is the Schwa's first name?
(a) Christopher.
(b) Chester.
(c) Calvin.
(d) Cornelius.

2. Why is the Schwa unable to steal a bowl from Old Man Crawley's home in Chapter 5?
(a) It is too heavy.
(b) He couldn't find one.
(c) Because there is a dog attached.
(d) It is nailed to the floor.

3. What is the name of Antsy's brother?
(a) Ronnie.
(b) Frankie.
(c) Donnie.
(d) Roger.

4. How many dogs does Old Man Crawley have?
(a) 2.
(b) 9.
(c) 14.
(d) 5.

5. Who films the throwing of the dummy off the bridge with his video camera?
(a) Ira.
(b) Antsy.
(c) The Schwa.
(d) Howie.

Short Answer Questions

1. Who dares the Schwa to sneak into Old Man Crawley's apartment in Chapter 4?

2. Where do the boys meet to discuss the Schwa in Chapter 2?

3. Of what heritage is Ira in the novel?

4. Who suggests experimenting with the Schwa in order to quantify the Schwa effect in Chapter 3?

5. Of what heritage is Antsy's family?

(see the answer key)

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