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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapters 7-8, 'The Lowest-Paid Male Escort on the Entire Eastern Seaboard, Except for Maybe the Bronx' and 'Are Those Your Fingers in My Mouth, or Are You Just Happy to Not See Me?'.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Antsy is in charge of walking Old Man Crawley's dogs that are named after __________.
(a) Flowering plants.
(b) The seven deadly sins.
(c) Minerals.
(d) The seven virtues.

2. Antsy takes Lexie out to ____________ in Chapter 8.
(a) Eat dinner.
(b) Fly kites.
(c) Watch a movie.
(d) Walk on the beach.

3. How many dogs does Old Man Crawley have?
(a) 9.
(b) 14.
(c) 2.
(d) 5.

4. Where does Antsy's family live?
(a) Boston, Massachusetts.
(b) Chicago, Illinois.
(c) Burlington, Vermont.
(d) Brooklyn, New York.

5. Who suggests experimenting with the Schwa in order to quantify the Schwa effect in Chapter 3?
(a) Antsy.
(b) Ira.
(c) Howie.
(d) The Schwa.

Short Answer Questions

1. What was apparently the original name of the Schwa family in the Old World?

2. What do Antsy and his friends get the Schwa to wear in the boys' bathroom?

3. Which of the seven deadly sins refers to an inflated sense of one's personal status or accomplishments?

4. One of the treasured items collected by the Schwa once held together what document?

5. What do Antsy and his friends get the Schwa to do in the boys' bathroom?

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