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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapters 7-8, 'The Lowest-Paid Male Escort on the Entire Eastern Seaboard, Except for Maybe the Bronx' and 'Are Those Your Fingers in My Mouth, or Are You Just Happy to Not See Me?'.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Where did the Schwa's mother disappear from when the Schwa was young?
(a) A church.
(b) A hospital.
(c) A grocery store.
(d) A farmer's market.

2. Which one of the seven capital sins is defined as spiritual or emotional apathy?
(a) Sloth.
(b) Greed.
(c) Lust.
(d) Pride.

3. What does Old Man Crawley say he will do if Antsy and the Schwa do not turn up to work each day after school?
(a) Get them in trouble at school.
(b) Call their parents.
(c) Call the police.
(d) Have their fathers fired.

4. What is the name of Antsy's sister?
(a) Elizabeth.
(b) Becky.
(c) Martha.
(d) Christina.

5. Whom does Old Man Crawley hire to be Lexie's companion in Chapter 7?
(a) Ira.
(b) Howie.
(c) Antsy.
(d) The Schwa.

Short Answer Questions

1. How is Old Man Crawley related to Lexie in the novel?

2. Antsy and his friends determine that how many students notice the Schwa in a classroom?

3. Why is the Schwa unable to steal a bowl from Old Man Crawley's home in Chapter 5?

4. Of what heritage is Ira in the novel?

5. The Schwa shows Antsy a newspaper clipping announcing the birth of whom?

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