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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapters 7-8, 'The Lowest-Paid Male Escort on the Entire Eastern Seaboard, Except for Maybe the Bronx' and 'Are Those Your Fingers in My Mouth, or Are You Just Happy to Not See Me?'.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What do Antsy and his friends get the Schwa to wear in the boys' bathroom?
(a) High heels.
(b) A bikini.
(c) A ski mask.
(d) An orange sombrero.

2. In Chapter 8, Lexie tells the Schwa that he has a face like ___________.
(a) The surface of the moon.
(b) Waves on the ocean.
(c) A pane of glass.
(d) Sweet-cream ice-cream.

3. Which of the seven deadly sins is defined as an excessive desire to possess wealth, goods, or abstract things of value with the intention to keep it for one's self?
(a) Lust.
(b) Greed.
(c) Pride.
(d) Sloth.

4. The third experiment that Antsy and his friends carry out with the Schwa in Chapter 3 is to ______________.
(a) Pass through airport security with a gun.
(b) Sneak into Old Man Crawley's house.
(c) Pass through airport security with an iron bar in his pocket.
(d) Break into a local bank.

5. How is Old Man Crawley related to Lexie in the novel?
(a) He is her father.
(b) He is her brother.
(c) He is her uncle.
(d) He is her grandfather.

Short Answer Questions

1. One of the treasured items collected by the Schwa once held together what document?

2. Antsy is in charge of walking Old Man Crawley's dogs that are named after __________.

3. Why is the Schwa unable to steal a bowl from Old Man Crawley's home in Chapter 5?

4. What has Old Man Crawley named his dogs after?

5. What is the name of Antsy's brother?

(see the answer key)

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