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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapters 7-8, 'The Lowest-Paid Male Escort on the Entire Eastern Seaboard, Except for Maybe the Bronx' and 'Are Those Your Fingers in My Mouth, or Are You Just Happy to Not See Me?'.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. When Antsy and the Schwa are discovered in Old Man Crawley's home, he comes at them brandishing what weapon?
(a) A steel poker.
(b) A pistol.
(c) A stun gun.
(d) A brick.

2. Old Man Crawley puts the Schwa in charge of walking his dogs named after __________.
(a) The seven deadly sins.
(b) Flowering plants.
(c) The seven virtues.
(d) Minerals.

3. What do Antsy and his friends get the Schwa to do in the boys' bathroom?
(a) Perform the President's speech.
(b) Perform a rap duet.
(c) Cartwheels.
(d) Sing a patriotic song.

4. Who dares the Schwa to sneak into Old Man Crawley's apartment in Chapter 4?
(a) Ira.
(b) Howie.
(c) Antsy.
(d) Wendell Tiggor.

5. On what day of the week do a bunch of kids gather outside Crawley's apartment to watch the Schwa's dare in Chapter 5?
(a) Monday.
(b) Friday.
(c) Thursday.
(d) Sunday.

Short Answer Questions

1. How much do the student officers agree to pay a week to keep the Schwa on retainer?

2. Off what bridge do Antsy and his friends decide to throw the dummy for their first test?

3. Whom does Old Man Crawley hire to be Lexie's companion in Chapter 7?

4. Who in the novel is mentally handicapped due to brain trauma?

5. Which of the seven deadly sins refers to an inflated sense of one's personal status or accomplishments?

(see the answer key)

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