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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapters 7-8, 'The Lowest-Paid Male Escort on the Entire Eastern Seaboard, Except for Maybe the Bronx' and 'Are Those Your Fingers in My Mouth, or Are You Just Happy to Not See Me?'.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. In what class of Antsy's does the Schwa sit next to him?
(a) Science.
(b) English.
(c) Algebra.
(d) History.

2. Antsy and his friends determine that how many students notice the Schwa in a classroom?
(a) 3 in 5.
(b) 1 in 5.
(c) 9 in 10.
(d) 4 in 5.

3. Who dares the Schwa to sneak into Old Man Crawley's apartment in Chapter 4?
(a) Howie.
(b) Ira.
(c) Wendell Tiggor.
(d) Antsy.

4. Who laughs that Antsy and his friends lost the bet in Chapter 5?
(a) Wendell Tiggor.
(b) Ira.
(c) Howie.
(d) Antsy.

5. What has Old Man Crawley named his dogs after?
(a) Trees and flowers.
(b) Constellations.
(c) Gems and minerals.
(d) The seven sins and seven virtues.

Short Answer Questions

1. Ira has ambitions to become a _________ when he grows up.

2. In the novel, the urinal strainer found in most bathrooms is a product of what company?

3. How many dogs does Old Man Crawley have?

4. Where do the boys meet to discuss the Schwa in Chapter 2?

5. What is Antsy's real name in the novel?

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