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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapters 3-4, 'Quantizing the Schwa Effect Using the Scientific Method, and All That Garbage' and 'Making Big Bucks off of Stealth Economics, Because Maybe I Got Some Business Sense'.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Who points out the Schwa when he raises his hand in class in Chapter 3?
(a) Ira.
(b) Howie.
(c) Frankie.
(d) Antsy.

2. A girl agrees to pay to see the Schwa do what in Chapter 4?
(a) Play a basketball game.
(b) Leave the room without being noticed.
(c) Appear from thin air.
(d) Walk behind the techer.

3. In Chapter 4, children put bets on dares such as having the Schwa enter what location?
(a) The sorority house.
(b) Their parents' closets.
(c) The principal's office.
(d) The girls' locker room.

4. What has Old Man Crawley named his dogs after?
(a) Constellations.
(b) The seven sins and seven virtues.
(c) Trees and flowers.
(d) Gems and minerals.

5. What is the Schwa's first name?
(a) Cornelius.
(b) Chester.
(c) Christopher.
(d) Calvin.

Short Answer Questions

1. What is the name of Antsy's sister?

2. What refers to an area to the side and slightly behind a driver's field of vision that is not reflected in the vehicle's rear view mirror?

3. Off what bridge do Antsy and his friends decide to throw the dummy for their first test?

4. What kind of dogs does Old Man Crawley have?

5. Who dares the Schwa to sneak into Old Man Crawley's apartment in Chapter 4?

(see the answer key)

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