2. What does the narrator think about fishing?
(a) He loves fishing.
(b) He is scared to fish.
(c) The only fish he eats is in the shape of a stick.
(d) He thinks fishing is boring.

3. What does the narrator not like about the camper while it is in motion?
(a) The toilet flushes by itself.
(b) It is very bumpy and uncomfortable.
(c) The seats are uncomfortable.
(d) The main living area does not have seatbelts.

4. How long has the family been living in Gramma's basement at the start of the story?
(a) Two years.
(b) Six months.
(c) One year.
(d) Two months.

5. Why does the narrator wish he had been born at an earlier time?
(a) Life would have been simpler.
(b) He could have had the chance to actually discover something.
(c) He would have enjoyed a quiet life.
(d) He could have been a farm hand.

6. What does Greg, the narrator, regret when his mom pays for a planet to be named after him?
(a) His friends are jealous.
(b) He thinks it is really dorky.
(c) It only has his first name, so anyone named Greg could steal his planet.
(d) He owns it but cannot visit it.

7. Why does Greg not sleep well at the park?
(a) He is nervous about being in the park.
(b) It is hot and stuffy in the camper.
(c) He had too much sugar after dinner.
(d) The campers are so close he can hear everyone snoring.

8. What does Rodrick do when he is too hungry to wait for Gramma's friends to leave?
(a) He comes upstairs to eat.
(b) He warms up leftover pizza in Gramma's dryer.
(c) He complains to Gramma that he is hungry.
(d) He orders pizza and has it delivered.

9. How does Rodrick trick Greg into thinking he has a giant tick on him?
(a) He pretends to take a picture of a tick on Greg but has actually pulled up a picture of a tick on the Internet.
(b) He screams and runs away.
(c) He finds a tick on the ground an pretends he picked it off Greg.
(d) He pinches Greg, making him think a picked a tick off of him.

10. Why is the narrator envious of his friend Rowley?
(a) He is away at camp.
(b) He is at an amusement park.
(c) He is at home playing video games.
(d) He is on a European vacation.

11. Who is getting tired of all the togetherness in Gramma's basement?
(a) The narrator.
(b) All of them.
(c) Rodrick.
(d) Mom.

12. How does thinking about Noah and his situation make the narrator feel?
(a) Nervous for the future.
(b) Angry that God killed everyone and everything not on the ark.
(c) Better about his own.
(d) Sad for the world.

13. What does the narrator think it will take for his family to make happy memories together?
(a) Not much. They are always making happy memories.
(b) Lots of good weather.
(c) A miracle.
(d) They will all have to be on their best behavior.

14. What are some things the clerk at the camper superstore said they should be prepared for?
(a) Cold weather and a lack of food and water.
(b) Bears, mosquitoes, and ticks.
(c) Falling trees and hunters.
(d) Deer, birds, and fish.

15. Why does the family get off the main road?
(a) To find something special.
(b) To avoid traffic.
(c) To go fishing.
(d) To avoid running into wild animals.