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This test consists of 5 multiple choice questions, 5 short answer questions, and 10 short essay questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. When God tells the girl she is on her way to Hell, what does she reply?
(a) she is on her way to church.
(b) she is on her way to the city.
(c) she is on her way to college.
(d) she is on her way to a picnic.

2. What hangs on God's wall next to the window?
(a) a framed religious print with a calendar underneath
(b) a picture of Gabriel.
(c) a portrait of God
(d) a barometer.

3. What is the problem with Cherub Christina Montgomery?
(a) her wings are molting.
(b) her wing is broken.
(c) she will not try to fly.
(d) she cannot land on her feet.

4. How does the young man respond when God asks his name?
(a) Who wants to know?
(b) Made in the Shade, Buster.
(c) Puddin' and Tame.
(d) Soap n' water, Country Boy.

5. What does Noah say when his knee twitches?
(a) it is an old football injury.
(b) it is arthritis.
(c) it means it will freeze.
(d) it is a sign of rain.

Short Answer Questions

1. Who enters as God is talking to Zeba?

2. What does Cain do to Flatfoot?

3. What does the girl do after she gets Cain's attention?

4. How does the story Preacher Deshee tell differ from the Bible story of Cain and Abel?

5. What does God give Noah?

Short Essay Questions

1. What is God able to do with his cigar?

2. What are the circumstances for Cain meeting his future wife?

3. What are the angels doing at the fish fry in heaven?

4. What does Zeba remember when Cain the Sixth comes to poke fun at Noah and his ark?

5. Who is left in charge in heaven in God's absence?

6. What is Eve like just after she is created?

7. What does the ark look like as it is built?

8. How does preacher Deshee describe God when the children want to know what he looks like?

9. What is the scene like in Noah's house?

10. After meeting a succession of sinners, describe how God meets up with Noah.

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